At X-Cub base in the barracks the soldiers are gathered for ordered drill.
The Zebra drill instructor calls out the pace, "Ready... Aim... Fire!"
Crouched in his lane the little blue dragons mutters to the cub next to him. "It's been a bit to quite lately, you think those bastards are planning a major movement to surprise us Kevin?"
The little white rabbit furrows his his brow. "I don't think so. I heard the aliens were really busy with some other problem. Something far away call the surg or something."
"So in the meantime we're stuck doing drill, over and over and over again... that sucks" Pouts the dragon.
"I kinda like it myself, whats the problem who's drilling you?" asks the bunny
"FIRE!" and all the cubs squeal as the burly marine behind them thrusts forward.
Scales gasps out loud and whimpers, "Oh, It's just that Donkey from ordnance, the one they call tripod."
And now for the stats.....
Rookie Kaza Ookami 1 kill on 1 mission
Sargent Kaza Ookami 2nd "Pox" 7 kills on missions
Rookie Kevin Snowpaw Died on his first mission
Assault Captain Jqraptor "Spitfire" 19 kills on 11 missions
Support Squaddie Scales 1 kill on 3 missions
Sniper Captain Inazuma Okami "Zed" 19 kills on11 missions
Support Captain Bunny Cub "Freud" 19 kills on 6 missions
Psychic Support Colonel Sasha Belle "Padre" 30 kills on 16 missions
Assault major Shakuna Bat "D.O.A." 19 kills on 12 missions
Heavy Lieutenant James the Husky "Moose" 12 kills on 6 missions
Assault Colonel Emperor X "All Day" 30 kills on 12 missions
Heavy Corporal Kaza Ookami 3nd 4 kills on 2 missions
Heavy Major Scales 2nd "Strobe" 15 kills on 9 missions
Sniper Major Inazuma Okami "Athena" 15 Kills on 6 missions
Psychic heavy Captain Jqraptor "Flash" 17 kills on 8 missions
Support Lieutenant Bunny Cub 2nd "Axle" 5 kills on 6 missions
Heavy Sargent Kaza Ookami 3rd "Dozer" 8 kills on 5 missions
Assault Sargent Wicked One "Devil Dog" 8 Kills on 3 missions
Assault Corporal Kevin Snowpaw 2 kills on 3 missions
As you might have noticed they errrrr haven't changed.... there is a perfectly good explination for that.... there were no aliens this week.... I don't know how I mean no one showed up at all....
Okay okay the truth is with my car troubles I worked on a physical project more then anything else since I was in the mood to make something, plus I got a bootleg copy of SC2 Wings of liberty and wanted to see what happened before I tried heart of the swarm so my time got munched all up sorry all
I've got to make dinner soon but then I'll have my bad movie review up
5 years, 9 months ago
24 Mar 2013 21:30 CET