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Bunny Cubs Bad movie review  "TEETH"  

Dear God why did I watch this movie...
Okay Teeth is a comedic horror movie that came out in 2008.  It's about a Dawn a high school student and an Evangelist for the local abstinence pledge group, and oddly in her case Abstinence is a good thing,  so far its eaten everything that was put in her.

Oddly the movie seems to highlight how everyone wants to molest Dawn.   First her boyfriend,  the one she met at the abstinence group,  then when she goes to a gynecologist  (the scene from the trailer)  he decides since she doesn't know better he's gonna shove his whole fist in there....  All and all though there are only four victims of the angry pussy, and all in all they were assholes.  so once the action gets started it's not so bad but dear god is it boring for the first half.  

It also knows of the odd double standard of genitalia.   It will show the mutilated bloody stump of the severed penis (and fingers in the case of the doctor)  But you never see the toothed Vagina.   and the movie lampshades this early on when the school is talking about sex ed they have a diagram of a penis,  next page was the girls bits with a massive gold sticker over it and all the students (cept the good girl dawn) called bullshit on that.

In this whole movie there is only one good male char Dawns Stepdad.  He's a nice guy treats her like his own daughter but every other male char is just trying to get into her pants....   even the seemingly nice guy who comforts her after her mom dies.

The effects are not to bad, a little low budget but they look realistic... but since the most spectacular effect is severed human penises that's not to hard to do  

Bleh  worth a few giggles if you can wade through the deadly dull bits, and don't mind the sight of severed willies but other then the horrified fascination of the deadly Vagina Dentata I'd give this one a pass

Next week I'll be reviewing either Deathbed  or Tokyo Gore Police
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Added: 6 years, 4 months ago
6 years, 4 months ago
You might want to join in on my BadMovieFriday streams =)

And DeathBed is an awful film XD

Not seen Tokyo Gore Police but know of it. Heard its bad but real entertaining.
6 years, 4 months ago
I will definitly have to join ya up on BadMovieFriday streams than ^^
6 years, 4 months ago
have you heard of zombie ass?
6 years, 4 months ago
If you have the time, watch V/H/S. it's not scary enough to make you jump, but boy it's gory, gritty and downright brutal. You can find it on Netflix
6 years, 4 months ago
or Iron Sky, funny campy movie that takes pleasure in knowing its bad
6 years, 4 months ago
this movie made me physically scared of vaginas
6 years, 4 months ago
As it should be... Those things are scary even with out teeth
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