Stolen from Gray Muzzle, who stole it from somewhere, all the way back to Blaire.
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What color are your underwear/panties?
At the moment? Black. But I also have white ones, black and white patterned ones, grey ones, and a few of solid colors.
Do they have a design?
Not today, no. Some days they do.
Girls, what color is your bra?
I am not a girl.
Is there a design?
I am not a girl.
what color are your socks?
Not wearing any right now. I have on nice warm sheepskin slippers, with a natural wool lining. When I do wear socks, they are usually black. But I also own socks that are cream, brown, yellow or green - all solid colors.
Is there a design on them?
solid color, when I wear them.
Are you a virgin ?
Lost my 'all the way' virginity many decades ago, in a mutually agreed on one-night-stand with a girl I had met at an amusement park less than 8 hours earlier, and who I never saw again. In fact, we never even exchanged last names. She gave me her virginity in exchange - the only time I ever broke a girl's hymen.Unfortunately she didn't warn me that she was a virgin, and I didn't think to tell her that I was. Somehow, we still enjoyed ourselves.
Happy that way?
Quite. Celibacy isn't my style.
What is your favorite sex position?
*looks at my nickname here* You have to ask? Doggy Style, of course!
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I'm functionally straight. I've been in a straight monogamous relationship for over 30 years. By inclination, I am somewhat bisexual, but I've suppressed my gay tendencies for most of my life. My fantasies are mostly straight.
Do you look at hentai?
Several times a week
Real porn?
Frequently
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes, and I write porn, too.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Yes, though I prefer porn with straight or bisexual participants.
Who was your first kiss with?
I don't honestly remember. Too many decades ago. I am pretty sure it was a girl I hardly knew, who kissed me in public at a dance, or on a date. I do recall my first French kiss. For reasons a bit too complex to relate, when I was still in High school and presiding over a public gathering, over a dozen girls lined up and each gave me a kiss, a few of them giving me what were definitely my first French kisses. My parents and quite a few friends and relatives witnessed that event. Prior to that I probably exchanged chaste kisses with several girls at dances and on simple dates.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes, my first kiss was from a girl. It was a long time later before I got a real kiss from a guy.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes, though not often, and I haven't done more than hug a man or exchange a chaste kiss on the cheek with a man since getting married almost 30 years ago.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Not really, among my current friends.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
None at all, not even my ears, and never will.
If so, where?
N/A.
Do you have any tattoos?
None at all, and never will.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
I have a 17 year old daughter who is proof that I have once impregnated a girl. *grins* To the best of my knowledge her conception was the only time, and it was a very intentional act between myself and my wife.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No. I've had cannabis smoke blown in my face once, but never took any illegal drug of my own volition. I suppose you could say yes in the case of alcohol before I turned 21, but nothing else, not even pot.
If so, which ones?
Alcohol, before I turned 21.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. I have had multiple relationships concurrently, but at the time each was an 'open' relationship.
Ever been cheated on?
No
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not personally, that I know of, though some of my fictional on-line roleplaying characters certainly have!
Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Yes
Have you ever masturbated?
Frequently, yes.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
No
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yes. I took some tasteful topless and nude pics for a girl once. Just R-rated poses, full frontal, no sexual activity. Gave her all the nude ones, and kept one topless one, with her consent. Got rid of it a decade or so later.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No. Wife and I used foam and condom most of the time, and she tried being on the pill for a while, but didn't care for the side-effects. I tended to use a condom whenever the girl was not on birth control. If she was on the Pill or had an IUD, I let it be her choice if I went bareback or not.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I write porn pretty much every week, and have done so for many years. I have one story that is over one million words of hardcore porn.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Only in extremity. My family doesn't believe in gratuitous swearing, but admits there are times when it is justified.
Do they care?
Only if it was gratuitous. Mom said that a person who needed to resort to cuss words to express themselves lacked good communication skills. Both are deceased now, and beyond caring.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not very much
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yes.
