1. Find out something the southerner wants to learn to do.
2. Begin that moment to teach the southerner in a way that any ten year old could understand everything you are saying without trying to insult their intelligence (in other words, teach them correctly), or if you do not know about the subject matter, collect information about which websites can best teach such things for free, and present those to the southerner.
3. The southerner, not being able to say that you have no clue what you are talking about will freak out, and insist that they cannot learn that thing because their pride is too great to actually take instructions from another living human being, and for this they will never attempt that thing again.
4. Find a way to profit from their self-created crippling ignorance.
I wish I had the chance to teach them things like: how to drive like an asshole, how to be offensive in every possible way, and how to do things without thinking about the consequences, but it seems most have learned those things before I had the chance to teach them....
5 years, 9 months ago
24 Jan 2013 09:42 CET