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PeachClover

How to Destroy a Southerner

1. Find out something the southerner wants to learn to do.
2. Begin that moment to teach the southerner in a way that any ten year old could understand everything you are saying without trying to insult their intelligence (in other words, teach them correctly), or if you do not know about the subject matter, collect information about which websites can best teach such things for free, and present those to the southerner.
3. The southerner, not being able to say that you have no clue what you are talking about will freak out, and insist that they cannot learn that thing because their pride is too great to actually take instructions from another living human being, and for this they will never attempt that thing again.
4. Find a way to profit from their self-created crippling ignorance.  

I wish I had the chance to teach them things like: how to drive like an asshole, how to be offensive in every possible way, and how to do things without thinking about the consequences, but it seems most have learned those things before I had the chance to teach them....
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Added: 5 years, 8 months ago
 
hammse
5 years, 8 months ago
something tells me its not hard finding hard referencing turned-around science. Id start with propaganda against psychoanalysis but thats just because I cant think of more from the spot x)
you make me feel like an alchemist at his peak.
Rakaziel
5 years, 7 months ago
The best start would be to teach them how to run for political offices, next best thing would be to teach them how to apply for the texas board of education. xD
Oedipus
4 years, 8 months ago
Hey. I was born and raised in Mississippi. I'm a proud southerner, myself.

What you just said is really hurtful to me. ;~;
PeachClover
4 years, 8 months ago
What is written above was written out of anger over my personal experience of many years of dealing with - Mississippi, actually.  If you have never met a person like those described above, that's great, but every time I'm in Mississippi, I can't avoid them.
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