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No porn this christmas

Well this was a first. Pretty much every Christmas since puberty, i have always had a relative give me a porn mag or a second hand "Girl's Gone Wild" DVD. This is the first time ever that the Ghost of Christmas Smut did not visit.

Though my mom and I got a spiffy bit of cheesecake from januspeldragon and yami.

See- https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9528907/ and https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9507994/

Awesome bit of art silliness. We both got a great kick out of them. Again, thanks a bunch you two.

Now for the swag I did get, my cousin got me an amazing lunchbox. He knows what a fan of Doctor Who I've become, and he hooks me up with a Tardis lunchbox with an awesome thermos. Some coasters too (don't think i'll be using those).

-My sister from Texas sent me meat. Texas Jerky has two particular flavors "Spicy" and "GAWD DAMN". Still very very delicious. My taste buds may well be dead, but they went down swinging.

-My baby sister and her boyfriend, gave me a nostalgia trip with the Beavis and Butthead game for the Sega Genesis. It was a nice gift if not for two problems: 1. Not a fan of the show (Movie was cool, and I loved Daria spin-off) and 2- My Genesis has been dead ever since I had that marathon of Brutal:Paws of Fury and Sewer Shark on my Sega CD.

-Cash was also given, so I am now in possession of a turtle van stocked with the entire Ninja Turtle series. Talk about awesome! I don't know if i should start with episode one or the special features. I didn't check yet, but wouldn't it be wild if they also had the Coming out of their Shells DVD. Yeah it sucked, but i recall the silliness from Steampipe Alley and I was at Manhattan when the turtles were playing on Radio City (thought i was hallucinating that day, actually).

I hope you all got some great swag, and had a wonderful holiday.

Peace out.
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Added: 6 years, 4 months ago
6 years, 4 months ago
Porn is so free no one even gives it away as gifts anymore for feeling like they're being cheap.
6 years, 4 months ago
I guess, but its been happening so long that if I don't get it.... it feels odd.
6 years, 4 months ago
I got a pretty decent swag but I did get my most awsome gift of all and it was just epic
6 years, 4 months ago
Glad you liked it ^.^
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