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Immortal blood

So..... it is 6:18am here in chilly klamath falls, and it is the 21st. If you are reading this, you are obviously alive, and perhaps as equally depressed about this century's apocalypse as I am.

Congrats to those who truly believed, and went out to run up insane debt or kill themselves or others (the fucks that are killing people deserve to be subjected to a blood eagle ritual!). Shit like this is all media-hype, and is a wonderful last resort to help stabilize the economy (think of all that money that was just spent. ^_^). Think about it: Y2K was the same way, and with only slightly more interesting results, too.

Oh well. I guess i will sit back and wait until Jan 13 of 2014. For some reason, what is technically 13/13/13 seems to be far more intimidating, you know?

Was anyone else expecting fireworks and explosions?

Also, please feel free to google "Blood Eagle".
With or without quotes, the results are the same.

Long story short, cut along the spine. Pry the person's ribs apart (via their back). Pull the person's lungs outside the body (still attached). Wait til death, then clean up. VERY gruesome.
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6 years, 2 months ago
2012 now officially belongs under the Comedy section.
6 years, 2 months ago
Just like our president. ^_^
6 years, 2 months ago
Haha, good one.
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