Happy Birthday! Now don't start complaining about feelin old yet, I'm almost 29 and still feel relatively young, so you should feel at least two times younger. Hehe. Hope you have an great one when it occurs.
Happy Birthday! Now don't start complaining about feelin old yet, I'm almost 29 and still feel relat
20? Oh damn do I feel old again. You damn kids and your ipods, twitter, and Xbox's... In my day we didn't have no flat screen TVs. We had giant plastic bricks with glass fronts, and you had to walk uphill barefoot in the snow to get the antennae in position to scramble the playboy channel. And we didn't have no fancy social networking crap. If you wanted to talk to someone over the internet, you had to plug your computer into the phone line, and call your friend's phone with it, so really it wasn't any better than using the damn phone. And don't get me started about those fancy date-rape drugs. All we had were heavy sticks to club girls over the head with, and it could be such a mess if you misjudged your strength.
20? Oh damn do I feel old again. You damn kids and your ipods, twitter, and Xbox's... In my day we
