https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyaI5DeeAeA

Nothing special, but the music is fire and the song is fun.

I was once a mighty mage feared across the land
Now I'm just a pile of bones with staff in hand
I conquered death itself my power set in stone
But despite all I can't get a bone
Clater clack, I'm rattling it alone
Immortal but can't get in the zone
Skeleton jokes they cut to the core
They laugh when I say I'm stiff no moooorrre
I can't bone, ohhh,  I can't bone ,ohhh, I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone, I've got all these bones, but I can't bone
I'm a lich, a curse, and cold as stone
I can raise the dead, but I can't bone

I've got a horde of skeletons , they follow my command ,
But they won't stop Chuckling when I can't stand
My phylactery is safe
My Powers not alone
But gods above I still can't get bone
Clatter clack , I'm rattling alone
The tavern starts to roar
Skeleton minions rolling on the floor
I raise my hands ,
Lightning fills the night
But when it comes to love It's just not riiiiigggght

I can't bone, ohhh,  I can't bone ,ohhh, I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone, I've got all these bones, but I can't bone
I'm a lich, a curse, and cold as stone
I can raise the dead, but I can't bone

I've lived a thousand years but never had a date
I tried a banshee once but she showed up late
Even vampire's mock me
Ghosts all groan
They whisper in the dark
He can't booooonnnne

I can't bone, ohhh,  I can't bone ,ohhh, I can't bone, ohhh, I can't bone, I've got all these bones, but I can't bone I'm a lich, a curse, I'm all alllloooone
Forever undead
And I can't bone