Once there was a lion and a monkey.
The monkey said, “I can make the weather change.” And the lion said, “No, you can’t.”
So the monkey started climbing up the tree. And then he started peeing on the lion’s head. “Now it’s raining!” Then he started farting. PffbbffffbbBbbBBbt!!! “Now there’s thunder!” And then he started doo-dooing. *straining* Fffrrrbbtbb! *plop* “Now it’s snowing!”
So the lion said, “Oh yeah? Well I can make the stars come out.” And then he kicked him in the ding-ding.
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