"It's been 700 years and people still keep going on about it. I got to give it to them straight though; tentacles hadn't been invented back then so times have definitely been improving."
*watches with a mild curiosity from a safe distance away*
"It's been 700 years and people still keep going on about it. I got to give it to them straight tho
It's all fine and good, but then the tentacles have weird kinks and they only touch your ankles and shoulders and smear stuff in your ears and they just don't let go
It's all fine and good, but then the tentacles have weird kinks and they only touch your ankles and
