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Ranting About Baldur's Gate 3!!!

Sorry- I swear I'm drawing lol xD

But I got Baldur's Gate 3 and I've been DISTRACTED. Some of you might remember how I mentioned I love nudity in games? Well oh my gosh nothing could have prepared me for how much I love my nudist Dragonborn running around cock out in cutscenes.

You know how in every movie/anime/ect they make a women's breasts act like a single breath causes them to achieve lift off and bounce to high heavens? They applied that same logic to the cock and balls in Baldur's Gate. My Dragonborn slightly shifts his thigh and his flipping meat stick shoots to the side like a springloaded piston. The balls defy gravity- he has a wacky waving inflatable tube man in between his thighs and I love it.

And the co op!!! Oh my gosh- me and my friend Kenn have been having a blast. He's playing as a fucking halfling running around shanking people in the sides while my nudist dragonborn runs around threatening people with his gravity defying god breaker. And I discovered something in todays playthrough- Baldur's Gate has enlarge! So...I didn't get a mod for permanent enlarge but I did get one for infinite colossus potions cause it doesn't require concentration.

Now my sentient snake stick is bigger. And oh my gosh did they have to have the camera set in a way that every. Time. It has my ASS IN FRAME? I LOVE IT!

Oh my gosh I wanna be railed by my Dragonborn character-

We're playing on a custom difficulty- I have everything cranked to the max while still keeping multiple saves and such. Yeah infinite colossus potions is a bit cheaty...but I don't care I want big dragonborn ass and that's what I'm getting. We spent like 2 hours trying to kill the demon in the tutorial- we eventually found a tactic- throw health potions at the mindflayer like crazy and let him do all the work. We got a full level and a free badass greatsword from it. Also I can toss Kenn like a football- looking to weaponize that. Kenn isn't so enthused.

No spoilers- we haven't even reached the druids yet. Kenn has played it before so he just guides my nude maybe murder maybe be nice dragonborn around as we have fun.

Rant over :3
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Added: 4 days, 8 hrs ago
 
cringeassrabbit
4 days, 7 hrs ago
im sure its nice havin that dragonborn dick flopping around with tiefling kids about x3
Oddscreen
4 days, 7 hrs ago
Oh my gosh we got to that part and my first words were "Okay maybe I should have out clothes on before initiating this conversation-" Especially when it glitched out for me and it started flailing around like it was alive in that scene. XD
cringeassrabbit
4 days, 7 hrs ago
scdvbgfnhvf LOL thats amazing xD
CowboyBboy
4 days, 7 hrs ago
I like running around naked as a Dwarf/Halfling/Gnome.
Do wish there were some anthro races and stuff, though.
Oddscreen
4 days, 7 hrs ago
There's not as many race mods as I was expecting
CowboyBboy
4 days, 6 hrs ago
Odd right?
SenGrisane
4 days, 7 hrs ago
Hehe. My first playthrough was nudist Dragonborn too. Was fun to see the character kick ass while nude.
Being druid helps of course ^^
TheDapperCharizard117
4 days, 6 hrs ago
Tiefling Bardlock (Bard/Warlock) here, I forgot about the greatsword the Cambrion drops and it went down with the Mind Flayer vessel :/
Blujie
4 days, 5 hrs ago
I wish there were more anthro races, but argonians were basically my first obsession and hot damn there's some sexy body mods for the dragonborns, didn't get to play it much though
Oddscreen
3 days, 20 hrs ago
Argonian's are unreasonably hot >_<
Blujie
2 days, 12 hrs ago
Even more with mods uwu
Smolfoks
4 days, 4 hrs ago
w-we play it for the s-story
Oddscreen
3 days, 20 hrs ago
Queue short clips where every story scene has dragon sack flying around xD

*The story in question*
ABratBatAtThat
4 days, 4 hrs ago
you can actually command him to drop that greatsword and pick it up off the ground and run away lol
Oddscreen
3 days, 20 hrs ago
Well...we can now say we beat him at his strongest xD
DoomMaGeddon
4 days, 2 hrs ago
That's the most random rant I've read hahahahaha
Oddscreen
3 days, 20 hrs ago
xD I had to say something about it lmao
DoomMaGeddon
3 days, 20 hrs ago
And now I imagine you boot up BG3 just to fap with your dragon's penis xD Might as well rename your game to Dragon's Dongma
Gigafucker
3 days, 22 hrs ago
I'm glad you're having fun! I couldn't make it that far into BG3 because I got fatigued from checking every little barrel or w/e for supplies because that's how I play games lol, if I went back I'd have to convince myself to ease up on that. Being a hot Dragonborn sure was fun though!
Oddscreen
3 days, 20 hrs ago
I like finding every loot and secret. :3 It also helps with a friend who wants all the loot the same as you do :P
zander
2 days, 12 hrs ago
Awesome! BG3 is definitely one of my favorite games from the last couple years. I also rock my playthroughs completely naked X3

There was one time my character stood up and that made his nuts start twisting around over and over again in the middle of a cutscene hahaha... talk about an awful case of testicular torsion... lmao X3

Heck yeah! I had the most fun with it finding all the neat little things that they had tucked away. It felt rewarding to actually go through every container in search of awesome loot hehehe. I'm really glad you're enjoying the game so far! :3
Oddscreen
2 days, 11 hrs ago
Yeah I'll never get bored of free donging around as I intimidate someone and the camera is just FIXATED on my dragonborns cock and balls xD
zander
1 day, 17 hrs ago
The true intimidation tactic, they don't even know what to do with that huge sausage flailing about. They can't even disagree because they are too distracted by cock hahaha X3
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