Sorry- I swear I'm drawing lol xD
But I got Baldur's Gate 3 and I've been DISTRACTED. Some of you might remember how I mentioned I love nudity in games? Well oh my gosh nothing could have prepared me for how much I love my nudist Dragonborn running around cock out in cutscenes.
You know how in every movie/anime/ect they make a women's breasts act like a single breath causes them to achieve lift off and bounce to high heavens? They applied that same logic to the cock and balls in Baldur's Gate. My Dragonborn slightly shifts his thigh and his flipping meat stick shoots to the side like a springloaded piston. The balls defy gravity- he has a wacky waving inflatable tube man in between his thighs and I love it.
And the co op!!! Oh my gosh- me and my friend Kenn have been having a blast. He's playing as a fucking halfling running around shanking people in the sides while my nudist dragonborn runs around threatening people with his gravity defying god breaker. And I discovered something in todays playthrough- Baldur's Gate has enlarge! So...I didn't get a mod for permanent enlarge but I did get one for infinite colossus potions cause it doesn't require concentration.
Now my sentient snake stick is bigger. And oh my gosh did they have to have the camera set in a way that every. Time. It has my ASS IN FRAME? I LOVE IT!
Oh my gosh I wanna be railed by my Dragonborn character-
We're playing on a custom difficulty- I have everything cranked to the max while still keeping multiple saves and such. Yeah infinite colossus potions is a bit cheaty...but I don't care I want big dragonborn ass and that's what I'm getting. We spent like 2 hours trying to kill the demon in the tutorial- we eventually found a tactic- throw health potions at the mindflayer like crazy and let him do all the work. We got a full level and a free badass greatsword from it. Also I can toss Kenn like a football- looking to weaponize that. Kenn isn't so enthused.
No spoilers- we haven't even reached the druids yet. Kenn has played it before so he just guides my nude maybe murder maybe be nice dragonborn around as we have fun.
Rant over :3
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25 May 2025 07:57 CEST
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