Weird ideas for horrible Multiplayer Shooters

Paintball with completely out of shape people

Usually hero shooters are defined by the cool stuff the characters can do on top of the standard stuff. Here the "heroes" are defined by the stuff they can't do.

The old person: Can't crouch cause his knees are shit. Has good aim though.
The overweight person: Can't run as fast. Can do a dive and belly flop due to big belly.
Someone's kid: Can't hit for shit, huge spread on gun. So small it is hard to hit.
The basement dweller: Has to stop to apply sunscreen every minute. If not they get sunburn and lose health.
The person with asthma: Runs out of stamina so fast. And if you keep running over the maximum you need to stop and use the inhaler.

Cyber shooter where you play immature teenagers playing the game

Has longer than average respawn timers. During respawn timer the game shifts back into the teenagers room where he/she starts hacking the game. You play a hacking minigame and if you win you can change stuff on the map.
Plaster goatsee images all over the walls. Give your team wall hacks. Debuff the guns of another player. And so on.

And all the character scream at each other ingame about being cheaters and such ^^

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Added:	2 months ago 15 Mar 2025 15:02 CET

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caldaq

2 months ago

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Lol old person with good aim and crap lungs an joints here, i feel called out :).

SenGrisane

2 months ago

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@ caldaq

I was not calling you out. ^^

caldaq

2 months ago

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@ SenGrisane

Lmfao

Killereye

2 months ago

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Edited 2 months ago by Owner

I am something of a basement dweller myself...Owning my own house, and love visiting the town's public pools and the local river for a fun session of swimming, but...I am not friendly with the sun. I must have some Northern genes in my DNA pool as I am white skinned and tan very hard, and even if I manage a light tan, I'll lose it during fall and winter time. Yeah, I am that "sunscreen girl".

The basement dweller: (Needs positive buff) Weapons expert, takes reduced damage from other players.
The person with asthma: (Needs positive buff) Facemask/gasmask/plague doctor mask/ cosmetic items are providing "Immunity to status effects that infects the lungs" a.k.a. gas based weapons like pepper spray, gas grenade, toxic flatulence, smelly places, airborne viruses, etc.

The Game Hacking part sounds okay, but a successful MMO would never allow too immature things, else you would post pictures of half-cut dicks and the worst the furry fandom is capable of, and that game would be forced to shut up as all investors would leave it. You know those games (Vampire Survivors for example) where you unlock more weapons and buffs and level them up as you progress on the stage...Now send a team of 5v5 or 10v10 of such people against each other, and the winner team is the one with higher scores, so kill count / death doesn't really matter, as the players re-spawn after a short amount of time with their skills/level intact. After 5-10 minutes, each player would be rocking their own build of broken buffs. To avoid focusing on meta builds the skills one get are randomized and you can select only from 2 with each level up with no re-spin for better skill results. That way you can't aim to focus on meta skill builds and have to play the entire game and master each skills to be the best in the round you are playing. Players who got worse skills may rage quit and try another match up where they do better, but to avoid rage quitters, the remaining teammates can PUNISH the quitter with a timeout. YES or NO option adds 30 minutes of timeout, so in a 5v5 a rage quitter can accumulate a 2 hours long timeout to calm down and in a 10v10 a total of 4,5 hours long timeout...this punishment from teammates discourages Rage Quitting to escape from getting weaker skills. Just play the round and no punishment is given. The TRUE CHAOS would be the broken skills at high level fighting against each other. If a team is weaker (misfortune in skill lottery) then the others a group vote can be done after 5 minutes passed to resign and end the match early. And after 15 minutes have passed, each player are granted a random hack-skill to try and seize the game for their team...in that regards, I am okay with the Haxxor level of one time skill applied immediately, even turning defeat to victory! This also encourages weaker teams to hold out and hope that RNG will be with them in the Haxxor round! :3

SenGrisane

2 months ago

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@ Killereye

Yeah. Was meant to be unrealistic. Imagine all wall textures to turn into goatse.jpg

Killereye

2 months ago

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@ SenGrisane

Goatse pics are somewhat disturbing and shocking, yup. I have visited an awesome website, when it wasn't banned from the internet: Encyclopedia Dramatica. It was written with a lot of vitriol, and no subject were sacred, so eventually, too many feelings were hurt (all the spectrum of all the things were in the crossfire...it was truly equal somewhat toxic even.) and it was shut down.
That site had a disclaimer, that it has offensive material and if you aren't okay with it, you are provided a link that took you into a webpage, that hosted dog and puppy pictures...at first. As you scrolled down, you arrived at the scat, then the goatse, then the blue waffles, then the halved with a knife dick pics...couldn't go any further than that, but I assume it got much worse...
Goatse isn't something I am too sensitive about, but yeah, some of the truly colorful ones (bright red from strain) still make me close the pic fast. Some pictures just aren't meant to be admired too long. And if you gaze long enough into an Abyss, the Abyss will gaze back into you!

Alfador

2 months ago

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I think you mean awesome. >:3

The second one actually somewhat reminds me of an idea I'd had, not for a shooter but a survival crafting + automation game, like Satisfactory or certain Minecraft modpacks. Every time you die, or manage to play about eight hours without dying, you wake up. And you go around a mundane person's daily life, and check out offbrand social media sites where people share information about this weird persistent dream they're having, including tips on how to find certain materials or craft things. Then you go to bed and it's back to the main gameplay loop.

SenGrisane

2 months ago

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@ Alfador

And you could call it Metagaming ^^

Alfador

2 months ago

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@ SenGrisane

Yes!

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