*Jess doing her best fast talking snake oil salesmen impression*
Like I said!
Ever wanted to suck a dick?
Oooor have your dick sucked?
How about BOTH!
WELL! Gather around folks! I've got QUITE the deal for you! That's right! For the low low low low LOW price of- me telling you about it! You too can suck a dick AND get your dick sucked In a YCH format.