Listen, I don't know what the heck this "woke Marxism" is, but I’m telling ya, it’s ruining America! First, they wanna take away our hamburgers and give us bugs to eat, then they’re teaching our kids to hate this country in schools! I swear, I turned on the TV last week, and I couldn’t even find one good ol’ American sitcom—just a bunch of rainbow-colored communist propaganda!
And don’t even get me started on the “pronouns.” Back in my day, we had two pronouns: right and wrong. Now they want us to memorize a whole dictionary? What’s next, calling dogs “fur friends”? It’s madness! And you know who’s behind it, right? George Soros. He’s got his Marxist tentacles all over this country, trying to make us all ride bikes and share everything like some kinda socialist utopia!
But here’s the thing: these “woke” folks don’t wanna work hard. They wanna sit around on their iPhones—which were made by capitalism, by the way—and complain about “equity.” Well, guess what, snowflakes? Life isn’t fair! You don’t see me crying because my taxes go to fund their kale smoothies or whatever! I’ll tell ya what, though—they better not take my guns, ‘cause then I’ll have no way to defend myself from their tofu riots!
The bottom line is this: we’ve gotta stop the woke Marxist agenda before they ban apple pie and replace it with soy lentils. America first, baby!
[Satire btw]
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