Editor Eddie sees the two in his office meeting with the travel
photographers sending them to take pictures of Mexico. Known for the landmarks, tacos, etc.
Editor Eddie: Alright, you two. I want great pictures of Mexico! The cities, the beaches and all that!
Pickles: Mexico? I ain't been there in like... ages!
Editor Eddie: You been to Mexico?
Pickles: Well yeah! When I was a kid.
Editor Eddie: Get ready you two. It might be dangerous there.
Cucumber: Uhhh.. don't worry.. I got over my fear of lions and I'm sure I would there..
Pickles shakes his hands with Editor Eddie and Cucumber does the same. As soon as they cross the US-Mexico border from Texas to Chihuahua through the booth to check their tickets via the Puente internacional Cordova de las Américas with Kevyn & Jonathan tagging alone, Cucumber feels a little excited to see the sights of Mexico.
Jonathan: Muchos Gracias for letting me tag along with you amigos!
Cucumber: No problem, Jonathan!
Jonathan: You ever been to Mexico before?
Pickles: I have when I was a kid.
Kevyn: From what I've heard, It ain't no law down there. They don't take no prisoners. They don't give a rat's big ass what you do.
Jonathan: I don't think you been there, And most of the things you say is true, Señor Sparerib.
Kevyn: I heard there's uhhhh.. drugs?
Jonathan: Si, they got a lot of things there in Mexico.
The gang arrived in Chihuahua, Mexico and they find where to start taking photos for Editor Eddie. Cucumber takes out the camera and starts taking photos of the buildings, plants and sights.
Kevyn: Guys? Is it okay if we get tacos?
Pickles: Absolutely! I loooooove tacos!
Cucumber: I like em.. heh..
Jonathan: Tacos are muy delicioso! Thanks for bringing it up!
They go and get some tacos from a taco stand and Kevyn asks for 4 tacos.
Kevyn: 4 tacos please
Taco Stand Salesman: Ocho pesos
Kevyn: (Confused) What?
Cucumber: He wants 8 bucks.
Kevyn: Right.. *Hands him 8 bucks and he starts crafting the tacos*
Pickles: They have guacamole right?
Jonathan: Si, Pepinillos! Fresh ones!
Pickles: Hell yeah!
Cucumber: Not a fan of guacamole.. really.. it looks kinda like... barf to me..
Pickles: Oh baby! Your opinion!
(The tacos are finished cooking and the salesman hands them their tacos)
Cucumber: ¡Muchas gracias por los tacos, señor!
Jonathan: You speak Spanish, Cucumber?
Cucumber: Some of it.
Pickles: Sexy.
Jonathan: Señor Pepinillos, You must be crazy for this girl. Aren't you?
Pickles: Uhhh.. yeah. After I've been tagging along with her more for years, I am really crazy for her!
Cucumber: Awwww Pickles (Blushes)
Pickles: Could you pass the guacamole please, Cucumber?
Cucumber: (Disgusted by the guacamole) Coming right up, Pickle Chip! (Hands the guacamole to him and puts tons of it on his taco)
Jonathan: Try this sauce, Señor Sparerib and Señor Pepinillos! (Hands him a very hot sauce)
Pickles: Sauce? (Puts some on his taco as well and Kevyn does the same)
Kevyn: Alright! Bottoms up! Tits out! (Eats his taco and so does Pickles)
Cucumber: This taco is sure.. juicy..
Jonathan: You like it?
Cucumber: Mmmmmm!
(The hot sauce burns Pickles and Kevyn's tongues)
Pickles: (Screaming)
Kevyn: HOT!! HOT!!! HOT!!
Cucumber: (Laughing like she did when the time Pickles got syrup stuck to his hands with the pancakes years ago)
Jonathan: Oh lo siento, Pepinillos! Too spicy?
Pickles: Water! Water!
Taco Stand Salesman: ¡Aquí tenéis unas bonitas aguas, señores!
Kevyn: (Chugging the water) Whatever he said, Thank you!
Pickles: The tacos were hella spicy but hella good!
Kevyn: You can say that again!
Pickles: Dammit Kevyn! Mine and my baby's quote!
Kevyn: Come on, Dill Pickle! I'm your best friends!
Cucumber: Yeah, You are!
Jonathan: Mira! Pepino! I see explorers!
Cucumber: Jonathan.. They are explorers... they're the fuckers we know!
Pickles: Uh oh..
The explorers turn out to be Brock and his recently befriended bear like him Vladimir. The guys who love harassing those two.
Brock: Hey Vlad! It's those shitty photographers!
Vladimir: Wow! Those guys suck!
Pickles: Leave us alone you walnut brained asshole!
Brock: What's wrong, penis? you mad? mommy forgot to breast feed ya?
Pickles: I have not spoken to my mama in years ya fuckin' ass wipe! (Shoves Brock)
Brock: You are mad, shit foot! (Shoves Pickles to the ground)
Pickles: Ouch!
Cucumber: Pickles!
Pickles: I've fallen.. and I can't get it up..
Cucumber: (Glares and growls at Brock) You think it's funny pushing someone famous?!
Brock: Ooga booga! I shoulda stayed in Africa!
Cucumber: (Even more angry and decides to punch Brock in the face)
Vladimir: Brock! (Catches him and runs off with him)
Cucumber: That felt good.
Kevyn: Not good.. Amazing!
(Jonathan helps Pickles up)
Pickles: Thanks Jonathan.
Jonathan: De nada!
Pickles: Let's just go back to taking pictures, Cucumber.
Cucumber: I don't know..
Pickles: Cucumber, This is our job. We take photos together.
Kevyn: What does ooga booga even mean?
Cucumber: That term is mimicking languages of my heritage.. my nationality. It really hurts me.
Kevyn: Ohhh I'm so sorry. They're just assholes you know. (Hugging Cucumber to make her feel better)
Pickles: (Rubbing Cucumber's back as well)
Cucumber: Thank you boys..
Pickles: (Kissing Cucumber's cheek)
Jonathan: It's okay, Señorita Pepino. You are normal like all of us.
Cucumber: You know something Jonathan? I'm feeling better now. Let's take some more pictures of Mexico!
Pickles: Alright! Let's fuckin' go!
After their wild trip in Mexico, Editor Eddie once again pleased from the photos especially the pictures of the tacos they had there, the landmarks and the nature in Mexico.
Editor Eddie: Wonderful photos Cucumber! But what's with the tears in the eyes?
Cucumber: Well, I was bullied by those guys, one was named Brock and he made fun of me.
Editor Eddie: Brock? I've heard about that man a little. That's the guy who prank called me.
Cucumber: That was him who prank called you? That bastard.
Editor Eddie: Don't worry, Cucumber. He'll face justice one day.
The End
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