This isn't anything serious, I just got bored one day and decided to write about all the different piercings I've gotten. I've been pierced 15 times. I'm going to be blunt and talk about the genital piercings I've gotten, along with the gross parts of piercings so be forwarned.
1st: Prince Albert. The piercer used a metal tube to stretch my urethra a little before he could pierce me, and that felt like a bandaid was being ripped off the inside of my urethra. The actual piercing itself hurt like a bitch, but the pain faded immediately after it was over. I had a lot of fun jacking off with it even while it was still healing, but I once made the mistake of pulling my pants down too quickly when the jewelry was stuck to my underwear because of dried blood. That really hurt. It healed without incident but sometimes it would irritate my urethra and make it feel like I had to pee constantly. I dealt with it by either rubbing aloe vera into the piercing or pressing it between my thighs until it went away. Eventually, probably because I was masturbating way too much, it was hurting my urethra and, after reading that the piercing doesn't close after taking out the jewelry, I took it out. The hole is still there so I can put jewelry back in it if I want to, but so far I don't really have much reason to. My final verdict is that you should only get one if you think it looks cool or you wanna use the piercing for chastity play or some other bdsm purpose. The sensation of having a piece of metal in your urethra is something that you get used to over time and eventually it just starts to get in the way of masturbation. I can't talk about Prince Alberts during sex because I have no experience on that subject. If you wanna experience urethral stimulation, buy some sounding rods instead. Oh yeah also I have to sit down to pee now. Having to wipe off other peoples' piss off of toilet seats when I go use the restroom has made my life a little bit less convenient.
2nd, 8th(?): Guiche. It felt like a bee stung my taint when I got it. I read that it can provide prostate stimulation but I never got that from it. Maybe the gauge wasn't big enough? It was a 10g I think. I wound up getting a 2nd one when I made an appointment to get my asshole pierced, only to learn after paying that the piercer would only do a very low guiche and not actually an asshole piercing. I saw it in porn drawings and I got really into them... Anyway, they healed well enough but would irritate and chafe if I wore thongs. And it also made messy diaper cleanup more difficult. I eventually took them out because I'm more interested in wearing thongs and doing kinky diaper stuff without the piercings getting in the way.
3rd: Ear lobe. This hardly counts as a piercing. It hurts about as much as getting a shot at the doctor, but it does make brushing long hair more hazardous until it finishes healing. I used to wear a blue ring with a crescent moon charm on it, but I had to take it out for a job and I haven't bothered getting it repierced.
4th, 7th(?): Hafada. I don't know if it wasn't healing properly or what. The lymph fluid (I think) would mix with my ball sweat and become something oily and gross smelling. I got a second hafada because I was interested in getting a ladder eventually, but I later took them out. Someone that wears boxers might have a better experience with them.
5th and 6th, 9th and 10th(?), 11th and 12th(?): Nipples. My nips are rather small and underdeveloped so they aren't suited for being pierced. I'm also a side sleeper and that probably made the healing process a lot worse. They kept oozing lymph fluid because I wasn't taking good care of them (constantly touching them and trying to squeeze the lymph fluid out) and they never seemed to heal so I took them out and instantly regretted it because I had an overwhelming desire to have pierced nipples. I got them pierced a 2nd time for dirt cheap at a tattoo convention but that piercer screwed up the placement for both of them. I got them pierced a third time with great determination, but while they seemed to heal properly with straight barbells, switching them to rings would make them irritate and eventually cause them to start rejecting. I've given up on them for real now. My nips are a bit deformed because of the multiple piercing attempts and I'm sad that I'll never get to have that really sexy look of having nipple rings. Also the nipple piercings were the most painful, especially getting them repierced through the scar(?) tissue. And I would occassionaly bump my nipples against things like door frames and bed posts and it hurt like a motherfucker.
13th, 14th, 15th: Ear cartilege. They definitely hurt more than the ear lobe, but nowhere near as much as the nipples. I'm a side sleeper and I dealt with the healing process by sleeping on a donut pillow. The only thing really worth mentioning is that I have seborhheic dermatitis of the ears and that, combined with the piercings, makes wearing headphones painful if I haven't put lotion in my ears to treat it. It's refreshing to have piercings that simple don't get in the way.
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2 years, 8 months ago
17 Jun 2022 17:41 CEST
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