Stolen from @NeekoKarina
This here's a sex life meme!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time is fine with me. When love calls, you really should answer. ^_^
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
4. Do you masturbate?
5. How often? Lately?
usually 4-6 times in a given day. Lately, about 8, due to high libido.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
nope. I'd do it, though. Why not? It's your funeral. ^_^
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
baths. Nice, hot, DEEP baths.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
nope. and considering the risk of injury in a shower, ain't doin it either. Bathtub would be okay though.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes. I make it, too.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
depends on my mindset at the time. personally, I'd like a woman who is aggressive. I kinda have a thing with teaching aggressives exactly what a dom could be.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
face to face? not all of them. Very few, to be honest. but I do trry to make it a point to communicate with them at least.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, as it were. Too much money can cause problems, and aside from faily, I am sorely lacking in the affection department. Besides, I make enough to pay the bills. I'm good.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Three times. You wanna know what they are, you PM me. I'm not posting it for everyone to see.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
about 150 feet from school grounds, beside a little creek near the end of the school year. It was quite nice.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
out behind the Wendy's in town at around 3am, outside the car.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yes. Once by the principal in 11th grade, once by my brother, because he doesnt fucking knock, and once by my mother, for the same reason.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I am not social enough to even attempt this.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No. I'm not that stupid, OR that big of a prick. No means no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
no kiss, yes sex..
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual, I suppose.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Ha! I wish....
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, several times.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I make my own now. the stores here trend more toward lingerie than toys.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
3. One is a standard dildo made of clay that has a rubber coat on it. One is a jigsaw I have modified to play with, and it has a special adapter for the clay toy. The last one is a TENS unit with appropriate shock pads.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yes. there are at least 2 short cam-to-cam vids out there somewhere, and several pics of me.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Ha! I dont make any sound during intercourse, sadly. I dunno why, just never have.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I have. kinda hard to do though, since I am not the only person in my home.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
According to the Kama Sutra, yes.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy style. it enables greater penetration, and gives me access to good grip when I really need to "get up in it".
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Pet and caress your partner until they are ready and willing, then torture them by blowing a single flower petal across their skin. I saw it in a movie one time, and had to try it out, lol. The results can be beautiful.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
anyone who really has nothing to do, or someone who is looking for something to occupy them for a few minutes.
6 years, 8 months ago
07 Jul 2012 00:02 CEST