So here I am, in some town in the furry world, where the atmosphere and (anthro) people are friendly. I was all by myself only to be met up by...
Me: Kaoru?
Kaoru: Hey there TJ, how're you doing, buddy?
Me: How did you know me?
Kaoru: The live streams, remember? We were in the same chatlog.
Me: That rings a bell, now that you've mentioned it. How's your sister?
Kaoru: She's fine, yeah. I've been having my way with her yesterday.
Me: Nice. Hey, what do you wanna do today?
Kaoru: Go for a coffee, maybe?
Me: Yeah, sure. Let's go.
Meanwhile, in a random coffe shop, Karou and I were in the line...
Me: ...and that's how you get to world 8 on Super Mario Bros 3.
Kaoru: so I just collect the two flutes in world one, use one to teleport to the warp zone and then use the second one to go straight to world 8?
Me: Not quite, you stay in the warp zone. You just have to go down the pipe that leads you to world 8.
Kaoru: Got it, great advice!
Me: (To the guy at the counter) Large cappuccino, please.
Kaoru: Same for me, pal.
Me: I've got this (pays the guy)
Kaoru: Thanks, TJ
Later that day...
Kaoru: I used to play a whole lot of Super Mario 3, but I couldn't even reach world 8. What do you do for nostalgia?
Me: I love to watch old commercials on the internet. The Del-Monte Fruit Snacks has some really cool FM synth sounds.
The both of us mocked said FM synth sounds from said commercial. Until a trashy blonde girl with broken teeth and her lanky brother appeard out of nowhere
Girl: Hey you, give us your change!
Me: Haven't got any, sorry
I tried to get passed but her brother blocked the way.
Guy: Change!
Me: No, you're probably gonna spend it on dru...
Both: CHANGE!
Me: NOOOOOO!
They started beating the crap out of me, Kaoru tried to help but it was too late. I was knocked out and they ran away. After that, he called the police and took me to his apartment.
Later, I woke up only to find out I was in his apartment.
Kaoru: Now don't worry, I called the police about it. Apparently they were notorious about demanding random people for change. They weren't bums, they were addicts.
Me: Thanks, Kaoru, you didn't have to do this.
Kaoru: That's what friends are for, buddy.
Yoko: we carried you into Kaoru's car after he called the cops on them. It's people like that who makes everyone's lives as miserable as humanly possibly.
Me, hopefully it won't happen again, and don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
THE END.
So that's the scripted version of the Kaoru dream. I wonder Kitaness is going to react when he sees this...
Thanks for reading. Stay safe. Love you guys
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