Instead of rioting in the streets, burning cities down, shooting each other and involving innocent people in the crossfire that just want to be left the fuck alone, we should open up a bunch of the empty stadiums in the USA and let all these political extremists go fight it out there, bare knuckle gladiator style.
They sign waivers before being allowed in, frisked so they don't have any weapons, and then let at each other in gladiator style bare knuckle fights. We can go knock out style or last team standing.
The winners get a stupid little trophy that says: "I solved my differences with fists instead of words".
Then we charge a pay-per-view fee to watch the far right wing and left wing and anarchist idiots all take their aggression out on each other instead of in our cities and neighborhoods.
We then use the proceeds to pay for road repair and better schooling to teach people that Marxism, Fascism, and Anarchy are ALL bad ideas.
So we not only avoid pointlessly destroyed communities, but we avoid a civil war, and get better roads and education out of the deal, while the meat-headed tardlings go beat the crap out of each other for our amusement.
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31 Aug 2020 09:14 CEST
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