Here’s what y’all need to know in order to pay me to write y’all porn.
Price - $20/1k words, with a minimum of 6000 words and a maximum of 12000 words. That’s US dollars, just to make things convenient for everyone and minimize the need to convert shit to Canadian (for commissioners at least.) There's also discounts! If you're a patron of mine at the 10 dollar or more tier and have been for at least a month then you get a percentage discount! The higher the donation, the higher the percentage - you just have to be in the tier when you make the commission and have been in that same tier for at least a month prior to making the commission. You can also get a further 10% discount if your commission involves your OC hiring one of the girls off of this menu, and a full 15% if your commission is exclusively about my characters. Lastly, for a flat fee of 120 USD prior to any discounts, you can pay me to focus fire on a specific unfinished story until it's finished.
Payment - Accepted via paypal! As a rule, I make a wordcount estimate, and you pay half of that up front. Once the story is done, if I went under the estimate, you pay the difference between what you paid and what I wrote, and if I went over the estimate, you pay the difference between what you paid and what I estimated. You can also, at your request, just pay me one lump sum at the end. Of note is that you should please not pay me until I ask you to, the amounts I ask you to. Tips are accepted, but if your first payment is more than is required then I will not count the excess towards the final price. It helps me minimize the amount of math that I need to do. And, once again, please make sure to pay in USD. Paypal can be fucky with currencies and I'm still figuring out how this whole invoice thing works.
How it works - Send me a note on FA or FiMFiction or Inkbunny or Twitter, or just contact me via discord (sadly tumblr isn't an option anymore, so discord is probably the best bet for me noticing immediately.) The ask/note should say “hey I’m interested in buying a commission” along with roughly what you want me to write. I’ll let you know if I’m interested and from there we hammer out the details - roughly how long you want it to be, the content you want me to cover, how long I think it’s gonna be, and thus how much it’s going to cost. Once that’s finalized, I start work on the story, and only once I’m absolutely sure that the concept is workable will I send you a link to my paypal. You pay half of the price for the estimated wordcount up front, and once it’s done you pay the rest – I do this because it is almost certain that I’m not going to hit the exact projected wordcount. If I go waaaay over – I’m trying to get better about this, but I am long-winded as fuck – I promise to let you know that “hey, it looks like this is going to be significantly longer than I projected/you asked for” and then we can work out whether you want me to keep going, or to just find a good stopping point or dividing point and get paid for what we’ve got, potentially continuing it at a later date. If, by some miracle, I end up undershooting the estimate, you will never have to pay me for more than what I wrote for you. Regardless, once it’s done, I’ll ask you to look over what I’ve got and get back to me as soon as possible with any changes you want so I can do editing passes and get a final wordount. Once all that is done, you send me the difference between what you’ve paid and what the price of the finished piece is as promptly as possible, and then I post the story publicly. Please try not to dawdle with either of these final steps - this is my primary source or income, and I can’t afford to not get paid because people are dragging their feet. If worse comes to worst I won’t hesitate to make the fact that I’ve not been paid yet public, and will likely not be taking commissions from you again in the future. Please do not let it come to that.
What I will write - Pretty much anything. My forte is general furry stuff, in case you didn’t notice, and when it comes to fandom shit, just ask me and I’ll let you know if I’m familiar enough with the work in question to write smut of it. As for fetishes, it’s probably easier to list off what I’m unwilling to write. That being said, I reserve the right to decline a commission for any reason before money has exchanged hands.
What I will not write - Poop and farts and pee, diapers and anything relating to those are hard nos. As far as I’m concerned, in porn, butts are for sexual purposes and reminding the reader of the fact that poop comes out of them is a total bonerkiller. I will also not write anything with underage characters. No cub, no foalcon, no whatever you want to call it. Partially because underage characters tends to = undeveloped characters, and no ridiculous endowments is no fun, but mostly because FiMFiction doesn’t allow anthro or human characters who are underaged because the advertisers get pissy. And FiMFiction is one of the primary places where I put my writing – and will be the primary place I put my writing once that general-purpose fiction site Knighty keeps threatening to make becomes a thing. Speaking of anthros; I prefer not to write feral porn. Just doesn’t do it for me. It’s not a dealbreaker, like poop is, but I am more likely to turn it down unless the concept otherwise really wows me. Lastly, I am reluctant to write stories about your OC fucking a canon character. OC on OC is fine. OC on one of my OCs is fine. But, say, your oc pony fucking Applejack is likely to be turned down - again, unless the concept otherwise really wows me. Once again, I also reserve the right to refuse any commission for any reason, even if it’s a reason not listed here.
Other details - Every time I work on your story I will stream it so you can see me working on it when I work on it if you're available. You also get access to a google doc of the story that I will regularly update as progress is made, so you can see your story at every stage of creation even if you aren't available for the streams due to work, timezones, or whatever! Please make sure to actually check it and let me know if you want any changes made because it's much easier to make big changes while I'm still writing the story. Also, please be aware that patreon subscribers also get access to your commission while it's a WIP.
Nothing I ever write will be put behind a paywall. That means that every commission I write will be publicly viewable on whatever sites I choose to post it on eventually, and I reserve the right to post it anywhere at any time in addition to initial uploads. If you want a copy of the story for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll send it to you via email or whatever other method you prefer, in whatever filetype you specify - if you don't specify a filetype, I'll send you it in .odt but if you can't open .odts just lemme know and I'll send you a .doc instead. The only person who will be giving me any money for my commissions is you. They will be used for no other commercial purposes (aside from the obvious, duh), and you will be credited as the commissioner unless you specifically request to remain anonymous. I also reserve the right to take your ideas and make them my own to a reasonable extent, or else I prolly would end up losing interest really quickly. If you’re super invested in your commission turning out exactly as you envisioned it, I am probably not your best choice. That said, please try to be specific about what you want.
If you want more information - Contact me via FA, FiMFiction, Inkbunny, Twitter, or Discord. (Note that if you choose to contact me via discord, please let me know when you add me that you want to discuss a commission or otherwise make sure that I know in advance you're a commissioner and not some rando creep. I also reserve the right to remove you from my contacts once the commission is done, and politely request that you do the same if I do. Don’t make it weird.)
