Oh dear... memes on IB.
Uncomfortable Meme
What color are your underwear/panties
How intensely personal...
I don't wear any.
Do they have a design?
N/A
what color are your socks?
black
Is there a design on them?
Nope
Are you a virgin?
No sir, I am not.
Happy that way?
indeed
What is your favorite sex position?
Oral, you nosy bastard.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I identify as gay, but I've had a few female partners over the years. I'm probably 90/10
Do you look at hentai?
nope
Real porn?
not usually
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yeah. I write them too.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
That's a convoluted question. I just said I read porn, but I don't look at real porn pics or hentai.
Who was your first kiss with?
I'm assuming you mean sexual/romantic? Otherwise, probably my mother. God, it was a long time ago... I really don't remember.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Probably. I hung out with more girls than guys when I was younger.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep!
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I can think of one or two.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I don't have a partner right now. ;-;
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
I don't have any piercings.
If so, where?
N/A
Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I have an idea for a four figure back piece. Go big or go home!
If so, where?
What did I just say?
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
I hope not. If so, I haven't heard about it.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I might have tried a substance or twenty back in the day... >.>
If so, which ones?
Jeez, really? Ex, coke, pot, K, shrooms, lots of pharmaceuticals, speed... I was reckless and stupid and there's a reason I didn't finish college until I was almost 30, okay?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yeah.
Ever been cheated on?
Oh yes...
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
I don't remember it, but maybe.
Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah, a couple.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No.
Have you ever masturbated?
There's only one honest answer to this question.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Nope.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yep.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Nope.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Oh yeah.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yeah, and they swear in front of me. It's quite equitable.
Do they care?
I doubt it.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Honestly? I don't personally know anyone who's likely to read this.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No, the Russian Mafia has me at gunpoint as we speak. It's part of some elaborate international conspiracy, but sadly I don't speak enough Russian to understand it all.
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