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Boy Confessions

Even us straight guys enjoy this silliness.


Boy Confessions ( Swiped from
KevinSnowpaw
KevinSnowpaw
and
ElMatto
ElMatto
)

1. Do you sleep naked?
In the summer, or with willing company.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Yup. Oddly enough, its actually healthy for you too.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With willing company, though I have been told I'm a bed hogger.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
Nope.  It takes the fun out of everything.

5. Are you a manly man?
I'm hairier than a satyr.  And just as frisky.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
A friend that stopped by to pick up a cell phone charger.

7. Small or large package?
Depending on the weather, or the company.... large.

8. Are you short?
5' 9"

9. Do you like somebody?
Yup

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Nope

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yup.  Nothing worse that having socks that retain shape.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I have been told I am.  I prefer to think of myself as delightfully self centered.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Normally yup.

14. Are you double jointed?
Nope.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In a raft that got turned over by a big wave.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
That I have many girlfriends.  No idea where that came from.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Just my boss.  He doen't have his first name on file in the school directory.

19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Quite a few.

[ ] I wear make up.
[x ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x ] I get jealous.  (Not my best flaw.  I have more vices than I know what to do with)
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x ] I love to laugh. (Loud and long and clear)
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[x ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x ] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x ] I get bored watching football.
[x ] Boys are confusing.
[x ] I've been called a bad influence. (I got my friend hooked on massage porn and cartoons)
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
Snake print boxers.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
I ain't picky.  It depends on personality.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Just myself.

4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Make me laugh.

5. Do you have a best friend?
Yup.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Lots of times.  I'm very jaded.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nope.  Ilike being homely.

8. Do you like your life?
Its frustrating, but I like it.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Nah.  

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
I fell in a few times.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Yup.  Though I'm working on that.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
While training, yup.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Being alone. Dying of sickness.  The typical chessnuts.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
More often in the past few months than I care to admit.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yup.  Mind time is a funcky thing.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Yes, but a cheetah can change its spots for the right reason.

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Sure, but it rarely lasts.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
I am.  I have my own tag on Rule/34/.  That is just awesome.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yup.


THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:

Cowboy or Gangster? - Cowboy.  Helloooooooo ropes XD

Preppy or Punk? - Preppy.  They are freakier than most punks I know.

Face or Body? -  Face.

Good cook or take you out a lot? - Good cook.  

Sweet or sexy? -  Sweet is sexy.

Armani or Abercrombie? -  Comfortable.

Contacts or glasses? -  Glasses are sexy.
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Added: 6 years, 9 months ago
 
BaronNoir
6 years, 9 months ago
YOINK!
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