Whenever I sweep the floors at my local Walmart, I sometimes stop by the Hallmark card aisles and browse at the many cards on sale. Some of them are sweet, and others are funny. However I have noticed that some Hallmark cards that contain perverted innuendos show cartoon animals aka US. For example I picked up a Valentines Day Hallmark card that showed toon male and female bears which read "A Valentines Day toast: Here's to Valentines, and sweet romance. Up with kisses, down with pants!". They even had a Valentines Day card with a toon squirrel that said on the front "Its Valentines Day! Wanna do something?" and on the inside it reads "I'm something!"
Either they used furries in perverted Hallmark cards because its considered cute, or we have some sex crazed foxes on Hallmark's card making committee...
6 years, 6 months ago
27 Jan 2012 03:34 CET