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101 Questions About Xever

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
What'sup dudes?! The names Xever but my friends call me... um, Xever. I don't really have a nickname, although Waffle calls me Meat Head once in a while.

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
I'm 30 years old and my birthday is April 20th. Too bad I'm not a stoner or that would actually have meaning.

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born in a boring town on Earth where nothing exciting really happens. Now I live in Conton City where exciting shit happens all the time. Can't really say I'm patriotic dude.

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
My mom's name is Tina and my dad's name is Francis. They're pretty cool I guess. I mean they put up with my shit somehow, so that's a thing.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I have a little brother named Skylar. He was a bit of a titty baby, probably because I teased the fuck out of him. I mean, that was my job as a big brother to make him stronger right? Or scar him for life, whichever comes first.

6. What is your occupation?
I'm a Time Patroller

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm 5' 7" and I don't remember what I weigh.

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I have brown hair and brown eyes

9. What is your race?
I'm a human

10. To which social class do you belong?
The best one cuz I'm in it

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Well yeah. I mean I can't keep the bitches off of me.

12. What is your style of dress?
I dress pretty casual, I hate being in stuffy clothes.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I don't have any of these and that makes me kinda sad. Maybe I could talk Waffle into getting a tattoo with me.

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Not really.

15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right handed

16. What does your voice sound like?
Uh, like a man

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
....Uh, the only kind I know?

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
Quirks? I'm not sure I really have any quirks. I'm sure Waffle could tell you since we live together

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
I bathe daily, gotta stay clean for the ladies. I don't wear perfumes, cologne yes but not too often.  

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
A chilled one.

21. Do you use body language? How?
Well, I guess it depends on the situation. I'm either showing that I'm ready for a fight or I'm trying to flirt with a chick. They are very different.

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
I say Dude and Bro a lot.


23. What is your earliest memory?
Uh, I don't know. I guess spending time with my bother when we were kids.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I graduated High school, shockingly. I didn't really enjoy it, it was boring as fuck.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
I guess I got my knowledge from school and my fighting skills from the Martial Arts school I was in. I learned to cook from my mom.

26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
It was fine, nothing exciting really.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I don't remember, probably something stupid.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Wow, my first kiss. Damn, that was like forever ago. I was in middle school and her name was Cleo. She was the first girl I ever dated and the first girl to break my heart. Now I just fuck'em and leave'em. Saves the heartache you know.

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Dude, I'm hardly a virgin. I'm pretty much the biggest man whore around. Although I did wait until I was 18 unlike some Saiyan that I know. It was with that Cleo chick. I guess that's why it was so devastating when she broke up with me.

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
I have no idea dude.


31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Uh, I don't know. I guess anything is important for a reason. Can't say I can pick just one.

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Getting laid!

33. What is your greatest regret?
Not getting laid sooner? I don't know.

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Oh man one time when I was like 20ish I was trying to show my friends how much of a stud I was and went to this chick and said something to her, I can't remember what now, and she went and kicked me in the nuts. That hurt both my balls and my pride. My friends laughed at my pain too, assholes.

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Not really, I'm a pretty open book. Sometimes that's a bad thing.

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Dude, what kind of guy do you take me for? I don't do evil things. I'm sure if you asked my brother though he'd say otherwise.

37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
I get really panicky when my friends go missing or if they haven't come home for a while. Freaks me the fuck out. I worry about them you know?

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
I never really got to travel until I started working for the Time Patrol. Now I pretty much go anywhere and in any time.


39. What is your alignment?

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic all the way bro!

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Sure do. I know that Kami is looking over us. Not sure exactly what he's doing though. I mean, my family and I went to church when I was a kid but I never paid much attention. Probably should have cuz it didn't seem to help me, haha!

42. Do you believe in an afterlife?

43. What is your greatest fear?
Two words bro, aids and pregnancy. Condoms are your friend.

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
There isn't a whole lot that makes me angry. If you really want to piss me off then do something bad to one of my friends. Then I'll rip you a new ass. My friends mean a lot to me. Uh, I don't really get sad either. I mean I have just not recently. And a lot of things make me happy. Like aggravating the piss out of Waffle. Good times.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Eh, kinda both.

46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Politics are dumb and boring. I have nothing against religion. And or course I'm all for sex. I could have sex right now. Probably won't though. Kinda answering questions now.

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
I have probably most likely done all of these things at least once in my life. Not saying its the right thing to do. I'm just saying, I've been around.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
I don't know, like a block or two. HAHA!

49. How much do you value money?
Money buys me beer, condoms, and sometimes women so yeah, I like it.

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Take away my porn. That's just cold yo.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Depends on what or who the greater good is. I'm not gonna waste my life on something that turns out to be bull shit.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Not anymore.

53. Are you superstitious?
Not really.

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
A lot. Have an open mind bro.

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Probably too honest.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?

Dealing With Others

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
That's a tough one. All my friends and family are important to me. If I had to chose just one though I'll have to say Waffle cuz he's my best bro.

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I don't really despise anyone, but at the same time I don't really have a great  amount of respect for someone either. So no one at the moment.

59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
No. What part of fuck'em and leave'em don't you get dude?

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I have about 5 close friends and then some people I hang with on occasion. My best friend is Waffle.

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
We cool.

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
We still cool.

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Just once with Cleo. Then she left me. But that was a long time ago.

64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Like lover as in a forever lover or just a one night stand lover? I'm not looking for a forever lover, why love just one girl when there are so many to fuck?

65. How close are you to your family?
Pretty close. I mean, I tormented the hell out of my little brother but if you'd do anything to hurt him I'd show you a world of pain.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Um, no. I feel like I've answered this already.

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Depends on how right I am. I will argue with Waffle even if I'm wrong just to see the confused look on his face as he tries to figure out whose right and whose wrong.

68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Both. I will listen to any and all of your problems and my friends say I never shut up.

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Eh, not long really. What can I say, I'm a people person.

70. Do you hold grudges?
Nah dude.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Sometimes. Depends on what we're doing.

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not too large but yeah. I like people.

73. How well do you express yourself?
Too well.

74. How quickly do you judge others?
Why judge? I'm not exactly a saint so I have no room to judge.

75. Do you care what others think of you?
Eh, yeah and no. I care about what my friends think of me but others, not that much.

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
I don't think I do. Unless I slept with someone else's chick then yeah, that will cause some enemies.

Personal Taste and Opinions

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
I don't have a single favorite pastime. I like to drink, hang with my bros, play video games, train, have sex, and I like to cook. I like orange as my favorite color. I don't really have a favorite food. I don't really have a favorite possession, unless you count my porn stash.

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
Lap dances for days!

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?.
I don't smoke cuz its gross. I do drink quite a bit cuz its fun. Dude, biggest man whore right here. And I've only smoked pot once. I got into a lot of trouble for that one too.

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Usually I'm hanging out with my friends drinking or just chillin.  Sometimes I'll bring a chick over to have some fun with.

81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Cherished fantasy? That sounds like something a girl would have.

82. How long is your attention span?
Depends on what we're talking about. If its something I'm interested in then you got my attention. But if its something boring then I'm done in about 5 seconds.

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Dude, I laugh all the time. Mostly at Waffle, he's so damn easy to piss off its hilarious. What really gets him going is if I say something gay around him, he gets all kinds of mad and flustered. Too easy bro, too easy.

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
It takes a lot to offend me, like a lot. Not a whole lot shocks me either. I've been around the block a time or two.

85. How do you deal with stress?
I don't let myself get stressed too much but if it gets bad enough I either meditate or I fight. Depends on the level of stress and what I'm stressed out about.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I'm totally beefed dude. I love to fight, been in martial arts since I was a kid. Artistic, not so much.

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Animals are cool, kids are ok. I have some tolerance for them since I grew up with a little brother. I don't want any of my own though.

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I do what I want whenever I want to. Donnie is the one that plans shit out for us but I'm just like "Let's go!"

89. What are your pet peeves?
Hm, I'm not sure that I have any really. It takes a lot to get under my skin.


90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I'm a great listener and I'm super friendly, most of the time anyway. Depends on how much I like you. For weakness I'ma have to say titties. They get me every time.

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
What's to change really? Although if I had to pick something. Let's see, I am rather jealous of Waffle's massive dick, soooooo....a bigger dick?

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Uh, is that the thing were you're either really social or not? I'm the social one.

93. Do you like yourself?
Absolutely. If you don't like yourself how do you expect others to like you?

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Eh, I can't say I have a routine. I just do whatever feels right at the time. I do tend to stay up late and sleep in late. I don't like getting up early and when I have to it takes me a long time to get going.

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Uh, I never really thought about it. I don't make goals cuz I'll never stick to them. I tend to change my mind a lot on stuff like that so I stopped thinking about it. Whatever happens I'll just roll with it.

96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Probably doing what I'm still doing. I don't exactly plan for the future.

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
...That's kinda morbid. I don't know if I want to think about shit like that dude.

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
More death talk? Geeze. I guess I would like to be remembered as the guy who boned a lot of women.

99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
I would say chilled, happy, and loud.

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Well, going by what I tend to hear daily it would be perverted, dumb, and too horny.

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Because you're never gonna live if you're too scared to die.
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