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ScottySkunk

President Minch

welp this is my one political journal.
Im in new pork city and we just elected Porky Minch as President.
All Hail Porky *the pigmask guard behind me nods* Seriously though..
it was Porky or the Ultimate Chimera.. and the Chimera wanted to eat us.

There was another guy..but Dr. Andonuts was booted out for the Chimera.
Pity, Andonuts could have won it. Welp. Im gonna go listen to Mother 3 Porky
theme songs now. Because lets face it.. we really DID elect Porky Minch's rl
counterpart XD.

if you dont know Earthbound aka the Mother series... its pretty darn good.
mother 3 will rip your heart out though. the sadness.
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Added: 7 years, 5 months ago
 
Lapsa
7 years, 5 months ago
We could've had been listening megalovania. Now we have to listen to carne vale because its game over.
ScottySkunk
7 years, 5 months ago
i was listening to Porky's Porkies lol
Lapsa
7 years, 5 months ago
I do believe my comment as gained sentience as that slash wasn't there when I made it.
ScottySkunk
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
sedkitty
7 years, 5 months ago
Dr. Andonuts cried when the Chimera lost.  Perhaps the Good Doctor thought that the Chimera was a better choice than Porky?  Either way, it's the crowd of Starmen looming behind King P that's got me worried.

(Something something Li'l Miss Marshmallow.)
ScottySkunk
7 years, 5 months ago
Well Chimera had the Magypsie vote... but they didnt have enough members... well.. cept for that one magypsie who voted porky. No one went for the monkey vote..
fryhop
7 years, 5 months ago
shhhhh porky is hunting wabbits :P
ScottySkunk
7 years, 5 months ago
different Porky
caramelthecalf
7 years, 5 months ago
I think I want only 18 something porn stars to be eligible for president.  Not like a well known one either, just some hot chick or twink that camwhores. I want the worst scandal to be excessive public nudity, sex, and or highballing their age to get the job. Limited to one term.
caramelthecalf
7 years, 5 months ago
One day we'll have a shemale for president, but she'll have to knock on a lot of doors and suck a lot of dicks to get there.
ScottySkunk
7 years, 5 months ago
i can support the idea of shemale president. lol.
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