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WanderingSmoke

New species idea for anyone to use.

...IRL there are SO many sheep that parrot the crap they're fed from the news and other sources without doing any actual research themselves, that they deserve their own species. That species will be free to use in any appropriate art you want. ...I call this species, Sheeparrots. They're similar to a gryphon, except with a parrot head, wings and front legs...and a sheep body, hind legs and tail. ...Why a sheep tail, you ask? Sheeparrots can't fly. They only think they can. They see the beautiful looking wings on other Sheeparrots and think that every other Sheeparrot can fly, so they act like they can too. They get so wrapped up in it that they actually think they can fly too...they just choose not to. And that's just fine because none of the other Sheeparrots want to fly either. They just talk about flying alot. Of course because they've never done it, they get alot of the details and facts wrong. But Sheeparrots believe everything they're told by another Sheeparrot, because Sheeparrots can fly. So they parrot the stories like they're gospel. ...And so on, and so on. ...But don't call them out on any of their BS because they'll gang up on you and tell you just how wrong you are, while spewing false facts that they learned from Sheeparrot TV, other Sheeparrots or Sheeparrot sponsored websites. Even naming Sheeparrot teachers in school. So, you won't win an argument, even when you're right.

...Yeeesss...Sheeparrots. They're everywhere, just following the heard, and their numbers are increasing exponencially because Sheeparrots aren't born. They mutated from people..just..like..you!

I got a bit ranty with the description there, but I think it does a good job of explaining modern society, at least in amurrica. ...Of course it is late at night so I probably got something wrong here. So please feel free to correct me on just how wrong I am ;)
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Added: 8 years, 5 months ago
 
WanderingSmoke
8 years, 5 months ago
BTW, this idea has been brewing for a long time now. What sparked me to write it publicly are the comments I read on every single picture that foxsvir posts of his animals or animals he takes care of. Those aren't the only kind of Sheeparrots, but they are a good example. Almost as good as fur haters. ...I'll bet you even know some Sheeparrots. Do you know anybody that thinks amurrica is still a free country, or one who says something like 'it's not great, but it's still better than any other country'? ...Maybe you are one of those people. If so, I hope we can be adults and agree to disagree about our world views, and drop the subject there. ...I am an amurrican BTW, and I used to love this country. But that was a long time ago. Contrary to popular belief, not loving this country doesn't make you a terrierist, or a threat in any way. That's just the news pounding fear into you every day. The real terrierists are the news organizations who make you afraid of everyone, and afraid to speak your mind for fear of being judged yourself. To me, cable news and other fear based shows (Nancy Grace, for example) is the definition of terrierism. Think about it. ;)
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