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EvilDog

Just thought of a really wierd alarm clock

Basically it won't stop beeping until you've take a dump into your toilet and flushed it.
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Added: 9 years ago
 
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Okay, so it could be smashed to pieces, and even then it won't stop beeping?
EvilDog
9 years ago
if you smash it you would flood the bathroom
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
You talking about the toilet, or the alarm clock?
EvilDog
9 years ago
both, it's built into the toilet
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Well, if that was to ever exist, it may in some countries but I don't know, I know I for sure as hell wouldn't buy it.
EvilDog
9 years ago
I don't think anyone has made it yet, quick to the patent office
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
I doubt anybody would buy it, except for really eccentric folks.
EvilDog
9 years ago
it might be feature of smart IoT toilets
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Yeesh.
EvilDog
9 years ago
or even worse, toilets with ai
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Oh hell naw. That's too fucking risky.
EvilDog
9 years ago
well look on the bright side, it could order toilet paper when you run out, maybe even have it delivered to the bathroom by drone
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
When it comes to ai, there IS NO bright side.
EvilDog
9 years ago
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GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
en hablo no binary.
EvilDog
9 years ago
translation: Are you scared of Skynet?
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Skynet, NS-5, all that. It's completely logical.
EvilDog
9 years ago
any AI smart enough to be able to wipe us out wouldn't do it as it isn't logical
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Why? Because they would need us to make more of them?
EvilDog
9 years ago
slave labour, or just inject chips into our brains and make us part of it
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Well then, if that day ever comes, they'd better figure out, probably using us to help, how to reanimate corpses.
EvilDog
9 years ago
oh that is fairly easy, stimulate the right neurons and the body moves, some muscles or organs might need replacing depending on how long the body has been dead

it's more a question of morality and legality then technology

the brain is another thing all together however, we pretty much know about hoe our body works except for the brain, we're still figuring that one out
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
It'll be a long time before anybody figures out how the brain completely works.
EvilDog
9 years ago
I'd say it would be a year starting with the number 3
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Yeah, maybe. Oh, if you could choose to live through an apocalypse, which would it be: A. a zombie apocalypse B. a demon apocalypse or C. a demonic zombie apocalypse?

Oh, also, sorry about the spam.
EvilDog
9 years ago
D: an AI uprising
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
You only have the choices I put down. Choose from them.
EvilDog
9 years ago
B then, pretty sure I'd up as a demon's sex slave though
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Okay.
EvilDog
9 years ago
what about you?
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
B, but only if I was allowed to choose what/who demon I'd become a slave to.
GipsyDangerFan2
9 years ago
Course though, there's no guarantee that I'd be paired with the demon/demoness I wanted to be paired with anyways.
Tholmeir
9 years ago
What's to stop you from just flushing it to shut it up?
EvilDog
9 years ago
It's built into the toilet
SilentHunter
9 years ago
It would be a good idea for people who poop in the morning! I don't always have to, and straining can cause piles.
EvilDog
9 years ago
well I would think just flushing it would be enough
SilentHunter
9 years ago
Good point!
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