okay, this one's for the fellas who follow me. what preferences do you have when you're getting your dick sucked? how do you enjoy getting your lap kissed? I personally have a few courtesies when I get my head from a girl:
0. if I get bit, you get hit! - I am a stickler about this--it's one of the few times when I will actually hit a broad. and I normally won't strike one outside of sparring, because they really have to work my very patient nerves to do so, especially when there are three times where I had to do so... and lemme tell them to you before you bra burners bust my ass
a. that stuck-up girl in 4th grade who used the scissors to gash my arm deep into the meat. she deserved every bit of that backhand to the face. and of course, she didn't tell that to the teachers, who I showed the gash to, after pulling it apart to show the damage.
b. that irritating broad in 7th grade who couldn't take no for an answer and dared me to fight back. and while I was man enough to let her slapping me in the face slide, her disrespectful spitting a fat loogie in my face is grounds for being struck down (when I grew up as a kid, spitting in someone's face was a sign of great dishonor and shame. and when you take face from an honorable one, which I was at the time, in this manner, retaliation was justified). and kicking her dead in the gut to see her doubled over and convulsing was nice come-uppins, especially since her loogie made me sick with the flu for the next three days.
c. this bitch in high-school who didn't like me, but I decided to wish her luck when playing soft ball at gym... only to have be stuck in the calves from behind with an aluminum bat. it was bad enough I had female bullies in high school, but kicking her ass on the diamond that day was a well-earned three day suspension... five day weekend, yah!
1. leave my asshole alone. - unlike most guys in real life and in hentai who get stimulation from having a finger or whatnot stuck in his ass, that kills my boner. my ass is only for outbound traffic. I'm gonna dread my colonoscopy when I'm middle-aged.
2. gotta take half - I understand that you girls out there don't wanna deepthroat a guy, hell, some don't even wanna swallow, but at least take half of my dick in your mouth at some time during the suck session. half of a guy's endowment is reasonable.
but that's just me, what about the rest of you fellas?
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