Th' name's Andy, an' ahm mahteh pleased t' meetcha! Stay a whal, ah'm sure ya'll well lahk wut ya see... An' o'course smell~ So pull yersel' up a rahk, git cumfy, an' put yer feet up, cowpoke! Them feet bettah curl mah mane, tho, if'n ya'll wanna git REAL frenleh.
Mah name? Well, pardner, dat's Andy, bet mos' heah cawl me TH' STINKIN' BUCKAROO! An' soon as ya'll git a whiff o' mah nasteh feet, ah'm sher ya'll well see wah... An' ef ya' thank they stank, jus' wayt tell ah take mah cloths awff~
