Hello there you curious little ones, I am Tendirmuldir, a Bull/Minotaur born a macro by my gay parents , though 5 years later I ate them.
... What? Don't look at me like that or I'll flatten you.
I can be both merciful and yet an unforgiving creature so you better be aware of when I have my enjoyable rampages. I absolutely have not one single regret for my decisions as I'm stubborn and full of pride in myself.
My rampages usually happen when I feel hungry or craving something else... if you catch my horn~. *chuckle*
I don’t need what you little ones call a "job", for I’d rather be leveling cities and crushing micros under my massive hoofed feet or under my thick, huge shaft.
Lately, I've been spending most of my time looking to make new friends and getting to know them better. I get along with those who are smaller or bigger than myself. Hell if I like you well enough I can also shrink my size at will around those that are my friends to easily hang out and do whatever we want to do. I can shrink down though to a minimum size of one centimeter. My max size is infinity ♾ so I can be any size I choose.
My favorite food no matter what is sushi and I make it from the ruins of whatever I conquer. I have a diet that requires me to consume at least 80 million tons of sushi a day, all due to my massive appetite, but I can manage it as I live where other fellow macros live in peace.
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