When Big Bad Underpants Wolf First Met Mary-Jane the Weasel
Stinky Pete and his gang are gathered together for a party
Paul: Hey, haven't you heard?
Wolf: Heard what?
Paul: The boss invited his daughter over.
Wolf: Oh, really?
Paul: Yep.
Wolf: I wonder what she's like.
Paul: She's probably a total stink-bomb, like her papa! (laughs)
Stinky Pete: (tapping his foot, looking at his watch) She should be here by now....
Then we hear a knock on the door
Tiana: Oh? Who could that be?
Mary-Jane: (enters the room) Ooohhh man...that stunk!
Stinky Pete: Ah, there she is!
Mary-Jane: Papa!
Stinky Pete: Ey, Angel cakes! (hugs Mary-Jane)
Mary-Jane: (hugs back) Hola, Papa! ?Como estas?
Stinky Pete: Bien, hija. Amigos, meet my pride and joy, Mary-Jane!
Mary-Jane: 'Sup?
Paul: Oh, there she is!
Wolf: Huh? (gasps sharply upon seeing Mary-Jane, his mouth hangs open, his pupils turn to hearts, we can hear the sound of a heart beating)
Paul: Hey, what's with you, homie?
Wolf: (stammers)
Paul: Oh, here she comes now!
MAry-Jane: Hey. 'Sup?
Paul: Yo, howzit?
MAry-Jane: Fine. You're Paul, right?
Paul: In the stinky fur, baby!
Mary-Jane: Papa told me about you. You're the stinkiest rabbit he's ever met
Paul: (laughs) Yeah.
MAry-Jane: (notices Wolf) And who's the canis lupus in briefs?
Wolf: (keeps stammering)
Paul: Oh, him? He's called the Big Bad Underpants Wolf. His stink took down a brick house once!
Mary-Jane: Far out, dude! Anyhoo, I'm gonna meet the rest of the gang. Adios!
Wolf: (thinking) "And she speaks Spanish, too!
Paul: You OK, big guy?
Wolf: I think I just met the girl of my dreams....
Paul: Uh oh! Wolfie's in love!
Wolf: Wh-what?! No, I'm not!
Paul: Wolf loves Mary! Wolf loves Mary! Wolf and Mary, sittin' in a tree, K-I--
Wolf: (interrupts Paul) Shut up!
Stinky Pete: What's this about my baby girl? Are you talkin' smack about her? If you are, I'll give ya an atomic wedgie!
Paul: Not smack, boss! Wolf has the hots for Mary-Jane!
Stinky Pete: ?Que?!
Wolf: (gulps)
Stinky Pete: Turn around!
Wolf: Yes boss. (turns around)
Stinky Pete: (gives Wolf a big wedgie)
Wolf: (yelps)
Stinky Pete: Now, you listen here, cabron! Stay away from my daughter, or else you're gonna get worse than an atomic wedgie, got it?!
Wolf: Y-y-yes, sir.
Stinky Pete: That's better.
Paul: Welp, looks like daddy is keeping you from your dream girl.
Wolf: I know....I guess I'll just have to start out as her friend.
Tiana: That'd be a good idea.
Paul: Good luck, pal. You're gonna need it.
Wolf: Yeah...(thinking) Don't worry, Mary-Jane. I'm not gonna give up on you.
Mary-Jane: (thinking) Hmm....that wolf is kinda cute. Hehehe.
THE END