W: (I was relaxing in a swamp, up to my shoulders in mud) ahh...
L: You hear a rush of air as a mostly green chinese dragon, roughly 4 or 5 feet long, floats down next to you. "Um... Hi. Are you okay with sharing this spot?"
W: of course
L: The dragon settles into the mud next to you. "Thanks. A good mud bath every now and then is nice, huh?"
W: Sure does. Im William, by the way
L: "I'm Cirrus." The dragon shifts in the mud a bit to better relax.
W: Cirrus. I remember you, Lenn told me about your water inflation kink
L: He blushes a bit. "Ah... Yeah, that's something I'm into."
W: I can help you find out your limit on how much water you can drink at once
L: "I mean, I'd like to find that out someday, but the thing is..." Cirrus floats some distance above you, and is then surrounded by mist for a moment. When it clears, he's *enormous*, 10 times his previous size. "This is how big I normally am. I know my capacity with other sizes I can be, but not like this, and it's gonna take a *lot* of water to get there."
W: well, I have a 5,000 gallon tank of apple juice that has fermented for weeks and needs emptying. can you help?
L: "Sure, where's it at? I bet there's a decent chance I could drink the whole thing!"
W: ( carefully pulls myself out ) i'll show you
L: Cirrus follows you to the tank. "...I *think* I can handle this, but it might be a bit close."
W: just know, you're gonna get really drunk and have lots of gas in you as fermented apple juice has alcohol and CO2 in it
L: "Should be fine, it takes a lot to get me drunk. Have you got a hose or something, or do you just want to open up the top so I can drink directly?"
W: ( hands you a hose ) It's directly connected to the tank.
L: "Right, whenever you're ready." Cirrus puts the end of the hose in his mouth.
W: ( I flip the valve )
L: Apple juice starts flowing into Cirrus' mouth, and he starts drinking. For a while, nothing seems to happen other than the tank slowly emptying out, but you soon see the dragon's belly start to bulge out.
W: if you don't mind, I'd like to rub your belly as it swells
L: Cirrus nods, and lays down on his side so you can reach his slowly expanding belly.
W: ( I rub it as it swells )
L: The dragon smiles and looks over at the tank, still with about 2 thirds of its contents to go. Even with this much apple juice in him, he still feels fine for now.
W: ( steadily walks back to compensate for the inflating belly )
L: With his belly several feet wider than usual, all the juice Cirrus is drinking finally starts to make him a bit dizzy, though he continues happily gulping regardless.
W: wow, i'm impressed
L: He smiles at you and closes his eyes, enjoying the bellyrub and the cool juice continuing to fill his stomach.
W: (Soon, the tank is empty)
L: After confirming nothing more is coming, Cirrus lets the hose drop from his mouth and gives a long burp without thinking. "O-oh, ss...'sscuse me." It's clear he has indeed gotten drunk off the apple juice.
W: 5,000 gallons, that has got to be a new personal best
L: "Heh... Thhink so... *hic*... D-don't remmember drinking that much before..."
W: You're probably going beat your personal best for the drunkest you've ever been soon
L: "P-probably... Nnot usually a ffan of drinking... *hic*"
W: I can relate
L: Cirrus pushes a bit at his newly-enormous belly. "Bet I could sstill hold more... Th-this is fine for now, thhough..."
W: Ok, (helps you inside my house)
L: "Ah... D-don't think I'm gonna *hic* g-get far in here..." Cirrus only manages to get about 10 feet inside before his belly stops any progress, squishing against the door frame. "Yyeah, there it is..."
W: (Pushes against Cirrus, he quickly pops through my door)
W: there, that did it
L: "Damn, yyou're strong..." Cirrus pulls the rest of his body inside, trying his best to not press on anything.
W: ( helps you onto a soft carpet )
L: "Thhanks... Y-yeah, maybe I can jjust... *hic* Relax ffor a bit..." The dragon curls up on the carpet.
W: rest up. you did good
L: Cirrus nods, and closes his eyes. Before too long, you can tell he's fallen asleep.
W: he's gonna get a massive hangover
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