Braeburn: You bastard! You lying bastard! That’s it! I’m not going to cover for you no more! Ponies I have I big announcement!
This colt is gay and Cloudsdalian!
Jury: Whoa!
Braeburn: And neither is disgrace You gotta stop your bein' A completely closet case It's me, not her he's seein' No matter what he say I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way You are so gay, you big parfait You flaming one man cabaret
Soarin: I’m straight!
Braeburn: You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's gay!
Jury: and Cloudsdalian!
Braeburn: He’s gay!
Jury: And Cloudalian!
Braeburn: And Gay!
Soarin: fine okay I’m gay!
Braeburn and Jury: Hooray!
Braeburn: You bastard! You lying bastard! That’s it! I’m not going to cover for you no more! Ponies