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A Christmas Message From Xandir

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Christmas is on the horizon because the holiday is on December 25, right now is December 15.  As anyone who celebrates Christmas would like to have Xandir's attention, he has a message to give to the viewers, especially to the ones who LOVE Christmas:

Once upon a time on an evening when Christmas is on the horizon,
A Christmas tree is installed in a specific location.  
The tree is decorated with colorful ornaments and lights
And the stockings are hung with enchantment and delight.  
Lame Christmas songs are sung and they put me to sleep.
I don't want to hear another one, not even a peep.
The person everyone worship is none other than some fat ass named Santa Claus.
I mean how can Santa do all that without any flaws?
A chimney narrower than him, cookies and milk on a plate,
Elves who are employees of him, reindeer who can aviate.
His place of residence in the North Pole
And every present fitting in the entire planet fitting inside a large bag as a whole.
Isn't that even logical or is it just magic?
If that's real and biological, I'd say f*** logic.
I mean c'mon, I consider all that crazy.
I'm wearing my Santa suit on, but I had to because I was being too lazy.
As I conclude this message
Let me say something kinda average.
I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas
And I wish myself not to be part of the naughty list.

That's what Xandir has said to the viewers who celebrate Christmas.  Somewhere in the message, Xandir is just being a grouch, as what his character is supposed to be.  He's also uncomfortable wearing a Santa suit, which he had to because he said he was "being too lazy".  Well, his message had to rhyme, right?  It's almost like writing a poem or song that requires rhymes.  Same goes to messages and speeches.

Anyway, Xandir wishes you all to have a merry Christmas for those who celebrate it.  He would also wish to be on the nice list, too.

Xandir is my character.

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