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Keywords cat 137051, fun 4252, issues 105, keysee 7, sparkey 5, episodes 3
I've been thinking, if I had the resources, talent, motivation, and time (of which I have none of these), I'd make a game titled "Keysee's Strange Life."  And then I would make a comic book series and an animated cartoon show loosely based on the game, also named "Keysee's Strange Life." Here are some episode/issue ideas.


Season 1
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Aquarium - Sparkey and Keysee go on a date at the aquarium.

While Keysee and sparkey drive to the aquarium, they sing in a musical number about why they love visiting aquariums. Keysee keeps bringing up Dolphins in it.

In the parking lot of the aquarium, Keysee and Sparkey meet Keysee's "rival" Bratty (a 'sexier' cat than keysee), and her short boyfriend who is a tiger. They completely ignore them and walk inside the building. This pisses off Bratty, so she keeps bothering Keysee. Angry, Keysee pulls out a gun and tells Bratty to fuck off. It works.

There is a rescued one-flippered turtle in a pool below. Keysee looks down at it. "Aww, poor little guy." Turtle looks up at her. He thinks to himself "She's gonna take a picture of me, isn't she." Keysee puts out a camera. Turtle thinks to himself again, "yep..." Everyone in the rooms starts taking pictures of him. "Fuckin' humiliating..."

The Sharks are always going "Duuuu-Da, Duu-da, Du-da, Du-da, Du-da, Du-da, Du-da"

The two kitties go to a Mermaid exhibit. Like a penguin exhibit, it has an underwater and land section. An employee dude was inside feeding the mermaids fish to make them do tricks. One of the tricks was one of the mermaids took off her top, showing the audience her breasts. Sparkey caught eye of this. He drew closer to the mermaids. He and the topless mermaid both put theirs hands on the glass on the opposite sides. They looked into each other eyes. Then the mermaid whispered with a look of desperation, "Please save us."

They go to a dolphin show. Keysee is excited to see the dolphins. One male dolphin hits on Keysee as she and Sparkey walk to their seats. The lady announcer talks about the dolphins as they do tricks and she feeds them fish. She sounds way too cheery in tone and words. Sparkey rolls his eyes. Keysee be like all giddy and shit. "Eeeeeeeeee!" At the end of the show that same male dolphin squirts water on to keysee, getting her clothes soaked and wet, to her surprise. Now she has wets clothes. She is annoyed by this. After spending some time in the bathroom to air dry her clothes and fur, She and Sparkey continue with their day.

Keysee tells Sparkey that it's been a mostly wonderful day at the aquarium. No places left to go except... that 4-D show about sea live with a dolphin short before it, airing in only a few minutes. Keysee rushes to buy two tickets from a big fat rhinoceros guy behind the counter. On their way in the theater, some nerdy, glasses wearing, pimple-faced, mildly short, mildly fat, employee hands them both their 3-D glasses, and then the employee hits on Keysee of course. They took their seats. The show began. It was the Dolphin short. It featured that same announcer lady from the dolphin show from earlier. Sparkey points out how poorly the 3-d glasses made things look 3-d. In the short the lady describes how much she loves dolphins. How much she loves to act like dolphins. How much she would love to be a Dolphin. It started to sound like a weird fetish. When it was over, Sparkey and Keysee just starred at the screen. Sparkey was like "what the fuck did I just watch?!" Keysee said, "I like dolphins, but not THAT much." Some middle aged hobo who snuck into the aquarium into the back row was cheering his brains out.

And now the main show begins. It's a documentary on marine life. It starts with a warning, "Please put away any electronics." Sparkey be like, "Wait, what?" The opening shot is of a huge wave. Once it lands on the camera, Keysee and Sparkey felt water spray on their faces. They both look to their lefts and see that nerdy employee squirting water on them. Both visibly annoyed, Sparkey loudly whispers, "What are you doing?" The employee replies, "I'm just giving you the 4-D experience." The next shot was of a Humpback whale capsizing a boat. Once the boat flipped over, the two cats felt their seats vibrating for a second. Sparkey: "Whoa." Keysee: "Oh!" Then they got squirted by water again. Sparkey (Looking really pissed): "Would you cut it out!" Nerdy Employee: "Sorry. Heehee, *Snort*"

Que Montage of Documentary scenes and their corresponding harassments by the nerdy employee:

angler fish - Nerdy employee Shines bright flashlight in Sparkey's and Keysee's eyes.

Shark eating fish - Nerdy employee is nibbling on Keysee's leg (Keysee kicks him away)

free willy (Whale lands on Human) - Nerdy employee jumps in the air and body slams Sparkey.

CombJelly - Nerdy employee is dancing around wraped in Christmas lights.

Dolphins humping - Nerdy employee rubs up against Keysee.

clown fish - Nerdy employee dressed as a clown acting a fool.

an octopus - Nerdy employee shows Keysee and Sparkey tentacle hentai.

some guy giving a thumbs up - All three gives thumbs up back.

Eels eating octopus - Nerdy employee bites Sparkey's tail hard.

At this point Sparkey and Keysee have had it, and are about to get out of their seats and kick the nerd's ass, but...

On screen, [a giant slingshot catapults a blue whale out of the ocean and into a building that looks suspiciously like the aquarium they are in.] OR [a huge blue whale breaches and slams back into the water.] They both hear a cartoon sfx of something falling right above them. They look up with dread while firmly grabbing on the arms of their seats. Then a huge blue whale crashes through the roof and lands on them both, crushing them, breaking every bone in their body. Then the nerdy employee squirts water on them. The Hobo in the back in cheering again, "Yyyeeeaaahhhh! Play it again!"

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Black Friday - It's black Friday! Keysee and Sparkey go shopping, but come across Keysee's rival. Now they race to see who can get the better products

Stupid Squirrel -

Nude Beach Prank - Keysee tricks Sparkey into getting naked at the beach. Can Sparkey make it home without being caught?

Super Powers - Sparkey obtains super powers, but gets way too destructive with them.

ocean trek - Twitchy takes Keysee and Sparkey on a journey to the bottom of the ocean.

Anime/Manga Sucks - An anime/manga girl character spreads her magical powers that animefies everything it touches. Can Keysee and Sparkey save the world from being animefied?

In a 1930s Cartoon -

Eins zwei DIE! -  

Jungle Trek - Twitchy takes Keysee and Sparkey on a journey into the deepest Rainforest.

Ancient Artifacts -

Batfan - Some Bat loser nerd geek freak meets Keysee and develops a crush on her.

Cave trek - Twitchy takes Keysee and Sparkey on a journey to the center of the Earth.

Erotic Check Up - Sparkey is kidnapped by a bunch of cute female doctors and scientists that perform tests and experiments on his naked body.

Good Times - Keysee goes to a hotel to have sex with a random stranger she just met. But it's all a trick by Sparkey to get her naked outside her room. Can SHE make it home without being caught?

KittenHoods - Keysee and Sparkey start reminiscing about their childhoods.

Camping Cats - Sparkey and Keysee go camping.

Clowns - Sparkey and Keysee go to a carnival, but are attacked by clowns.

Trippin' Balls - Sparkey and Keysee get baked. Keysee ends up in the hospital.

Rival Pranks a lot -

The Great Climb - Keysee and Sparkey climb from the ground to the highest cloud to reach Twitchy's space ship.

Space Trek - Twitchy takes Keysee and Sparkey on a journey to the outer reaches of Space.

Flower Power - A mysterious, powerful flower being named "Chromo-Petals" visits the planet to seek revenge on the Biblit people for eating the sentient flowers that live there.

Fishy Wars Part 1 -

Fishy Wars part 2 -

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Season 2

Tale of two nudies - After remembering the times they pranked each other into getting naked, Keysee and Sparky slowing start to realize that they loving being nude in public.

small Trek - Keysee and Twitchy are constantly shrinking. Sparkey must save them before it's too late.

Let us Fight - Sparkey has the need to beat people up.

The She-her-thing - Sparkey, physically and mentally weak from fighting, is resting up. In his weak, docile state, a female monster hypnotizes him into living with her forever, via sexual fantasy illusions. Keysee must find and rescue her kitty boyfriend.

nimphomaniCat - Sex-crazed, Sparkey kidnaps many, many females to rape.

Spooky Shit -

time to take a poopy - Keysee and Sparkey accidently acquire anuses and the bodily functions of pooping and pissing, after messing around in Twitchy's Lab. They develop sick pooping fetishes. It's up to Twitchy to save them from their sick ways!

Math Trek - Twitchy takes Keysee and Sparkey on a trip across math land.

Physics Trek - Twitchy teaches Keysee and Sparkey about Physics.

Finding Santa Clause - It's Christmas Eve! Keysee, Twitchy, and Sparkey decide to go to the North Pole to search for old Saint Nick!

Computer Trek - Twitchy takes Keysee and Sparkey on an adventure inside a computer.

The Office - Keysee and Sparkey both get jobs at the office.

KittenHoods 2 - Keysee and Sparkey start reminiscing about their childhoods... again!

Night at the Arcade - Sparkey and Keysee get trapped in an arcade. They get sucked into various games and must win them to get out. Sometimes even taking turns controlling each other.

The Bobersons -

Soivet Sandvich part 1 -

Soivet Sandvich part 2 -

Soivet Sandvich part 3 -

Soivet Sandvich part 4 -

The Trip - Sparkey and Keysee go a long-ass car trip just to make it to a distance theme park. What sort of crazy shit will happen? Let's find out!

Romance at the Theme Park - After the trip, Keysee and Sparkey finally make it to the theme park and have a romantic time there.

Batty Fan - Crazy jealous of Sparkey for having Keysee as a girlfriend, that Bat nerd starts to go to crazy, questionable lengths to try to win her heart.

Mad Trek - Twitchy takes Keysee and Sparkey on a journey to try to find Twitchy's old college buddy.

Platonic Visitors - The planet is visited by mysterious 4 dimensional beings that take the form of hyper-platonic solids.

Kitty Torture - The Bat Freak is feed up with not having Keysee as his girlfriend. So he kidnaps her and rapes and tortures her repeatedly everyday and night. Keysee's friends and the police must find her before she mentally breaks.
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Season 3

Keysee's Therapy - After being rescued from the bat loser, Keysee is left traumatized and broken on the inside. She requires therapy for a good long while in order for her to be able to function normally again.

Antarctica Search - While Keysee is in therapy, Twitchy and Sparkey travel to Antarctica where they meet Dr. [name] to try and get answers about the 4-D beings that they saw.




Chromo-Petals Returns -
Aliens -
Poor Keysee -
Opening the portal -
The Take over -
The Revenge episode -
The 4-D Experience -
This means War I -
This means World War part II-
Thy Finalee -
The contest -
The Crazy Race part 1 -
The Crazy Race part 2 -
Taking a Break -



A Cat in Time -
Cat To the Future -


Spy

Western








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Shorts

Black Cat -
Runderwear -
Cemented -
The stick up -
Crazy Cooks -
Crazy Cooks 2  -
Crazy Cooks 3  -
Killer on the loose -






 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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