"I usually mind my business, but Flashgitz has forced my hand, and when those I protect are threatened, I have no choice but to respond. From the carnage that Furry Apocalypse and Sonic Gets Cucked have wrought, I present to you the answer for the fandoms. It does me a world of good to fight for my brothers and sisters. Let's see how they like it when it is instead the Space Marines who get their guts stomped out. You trolls wanted to wage war against us? You do anything to put an end to the fandoms? Well, now you will all know that the Troll-Hunting Christian Spy is not one to cross. Music: The House Of Leaves - Kevin MacLeod"