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Published: 2 years, 1 month ago
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AnimatorCat
2 years, 1 month ago
Flying tomaters
TayFerret
2 years, 1 month ago
Squish 'em.
eliteshyguy
1 year, 11 months ago
I prefer them as flying meatballs.XD
AnimatorCat
1 year, 11 months ago
The pain elementals are meatballs
DakkaWoof
2 years, 1 month ago
kek-lol-demon
TayFerret
2 years, 1 month ago
Yes. :D
Kupok
2 years, 1 month ago
Oh good you made a new one, I lost my old one.

Also WHERE ARE YOUR DOOM WADS?
IBp
IBp
2 years, 1 month ago
Not legit unless he has a visible asshole on the flip side.
TayFerret
2 years, 1 month ago
Yes, it looks like an 'x'.
DiogenesShandor
2 years, 1 month ago
I love it!
TayFerret
2 years, 1 month ago
MiloSkunk
10 months, 2 weeks ago
Seriously, that big gaping butthole they had though! xD
...and the Imps' round butts? Gah, the artist for that game got quite kinky. xD
TayFerret
10 months, 2 weeks ago
Smooth as a baby's butt. :3
MiloSkunk
10 months, 2 weeks ago
Pffft, after using sugar paste, my body is way smoother. :P I still can't challenge that anyway, huh? xD
TayFerret
10 months, 2 weeks ago
I wish I could be that smooth!
MiloSkunk
10 months, 2 weeks ago
You can, actually! For the paste, you need sugar, water, and lemon juice (crappy bottled is perfect).
The rest is cooking, and using the sugar paste.
My dick was smooth for 10 days last time.
Gotta repeat it every 3-4 weeks. With this, hairs get softer with time, and eventually stop regrowing.
It also does wonders to your skin, especially balls. xD Looks so fresh!
TayFerret
10 months, 1 week ago
Oh, is it like the kind of paste that hardens and you pull it off to remove the hairs? I have used an epilator down there and it caused an ingrown hair. Never again. :( Maybe the paste would work better though.
MiloSkunk
10 months, 1 week ago
Well... imagine it like chewing gum ~ kind of similar to that. But yes, you get some paste out with bare hands, smear it on against hairgrowth direction, then rip it off with the hair's direction. The whole thing sticks together, and doesn't need anything else. (There are a lot of tutorials that mislead on purpose. I recently figured it all out after 3 years of experimentation!) - Cleopatra used the same method for her pussy. xD

Epilator? >_< Ooouh, you must be into SM!
No, this beats that; shaving; magic creams; waxing; etc. It's the healthiest, cheapest, and less painful. So of course businesses try to blur and hide this hair removal method!

Now, ingrown hair happens mostly in areas where clothing constantly blocks the skin. For that you mix coconut oil and baking soda, rub it in a circular motion, and leave it on. Repeat a few times during the day, and you get the fucker out before you know it. xD
Or you exfoliate every couple of days.
Personally, I just sugar and that's it. The first regrow can be itchy. xD Just don't scratch, and don't rub it hard during cleaning either!
I never had any issues with some super ingrown hair I couldn't fix.

Nothing is like when I shaved my balls; and it was so damn itchy, that I was desperate enough to apply 20% thick vinegar. It felt like you held a lighter under it or something... xD
TayFerret
10 months, 1 week ago
The epilator wasn't too bad... Well, maybe it was bad the first time, but it got better after that. :P I'm tempted to give the paste a try, but nobody sees me down there anymore so it might be too much work for no benefit.
MiloSkunk
10 months, 1 week ago
If you could do that, this would be a piece of cake in comparison. I wish 'I' could see :P xD ~ but anyway, I wouldn't say there's no benefit. It looks way hotter, it's great to look at, it's clear, and feels really nice. Plushies feel better, too like that. xD

When I was 12 or so, that was when I first shaved, and got crazy turned on by my own dick, lol. The itching was less lol though. >_>
TayFerret
10 months ago
Yes, it's been a while since I was fully smooth. But I don't plan on letting anyone look down there for the foreseeable future, so I'm just gonna stick to trimming it short. :P I can't remember what mine looked like when I was 12. If only I had owned a camera back then. :0
MiloSkunk
10 months ago
Ah, you're such a heart melter & breaker! :P But I know I'm just not your type. x3

I remember mine, kinda have a strong memory for some things. Now, I wanted to actually record myself jacking off and "cumming" on VHS tape when I was 12-13, but didn't dare in the end. Probably would have gotten into slight trouble as a little horny dick. xD
TayFerret
10 months ago
I do have a pretty vivid memory of what my first orgasm felt like (when I was 13).
MiloSkunk
9 months, 3 weeks ago
Man, the horniness almost killed me, I barely made it alive until I learned fapping at 11. xD Same with the memory. Wanna tell stories? xD But 13... how did you survive? D:
TayFerret
9 months, 3 weeks ago
I don't know if I have many stories, but I do remember being horny before I ever figured out fapping. :P
MiloSkunk
9 months, 3 weeks ago
For me it started around 5-6. But I was curious about your first orgasm?
Did I already tell you about mine?
TayFerret
9 months, 3 weeks ago
Oh, okay. I don't remember if you told me. :P With mine, I was just in bed when I was 13 and I was thinking about a girl I liked. I knew about masturbating and I had kinda tried it before but it didn't work. But this time I was like "I'm gonna figure this thing out no matter what!" and I managed to do it. It's hard to describe the feeling, but I remember it.
MiloSkunk
9 months, 3 weeks ago
:3c Typical, I thought I only wanted girls, too back then. Hmm, are you cut? I hear it's more difficult then. I presume you had some fluff and cum by then (I did).

I typed it out to people, or part of it. Anyway, most of my classmates were a year elder than me. (I think we would have been classmates age wise.) In 5th or 6th grade, rumors started about nocturnal emissions. I was 11. Soon boys became horny and started the pervy talk. I was super innocent, and imagine some coming up to me asking if I want porn magazines, and they even showed with their hands like: "look, they stick both hands in cunts and open it like this, it's amazing". xD I was too afraid to accept it. Admittedly, it's still a bit gay of them to want to make me orgasm back then. :P Such random things happened, boys showed fapping motions, and one literally pointed his index finger up and fapped it, and told me: "do it like this, it's good". He repeated it quite a few occasions, bitching me like "did you jack off yet? Why aren't you jacking off?! Jack off already, it's really good!" xD
Well look, I was horny and all, I understood how to do it, but I was afraid to do that kind of sin, lol. One day I couldn't take it any longer though. It was the time when I started telling family not to come in, cause I'm taking a bath. Probably was a give away. xD I had no hairs yet, but my stiffy/almost boners were sure. Our dicks were still somewhat thick adult finger sized. Boys literally showed with their hands to each other, saying "mine is only this big yet D:". Kind of in an L shape with their thumb and index finger.
Anyways, 11 year old me got in the tub, started filling it, then worked up a stiffy, grabbed it, and pulled my foreskin up and down repeatedly. I had this thought like: "that's all I had to do all this time? D:". I tried playing with my dick years before and even wanted to feel that special something by watching soft porn on tv. I got extremely aroused a lot of times. I even checked at 10 if something finally came out of my dick.
Back to the tub, as I jerked it, I felt those pleasure waves (like from the soft porns xD) constantly. I was impressed. I was happy that I learned this awesome magic. I worried though that I will start making loud moans or something. Damn porns! (You can do real moans, which can be insane, but that's another topic.) It was the first time, so you can imagine, fapping felt as good as not doing it in a long time. And my lil dick was quite sensitive. I was excited, and felt a bit of stress in my tummy.
Eventually, the orgasm started, that first sting of joy was extremely intense and focused, like a "needle" thin pleasure stuck through my taint and prostate. Then followed the contractions of the ejaculation part, though without any cum. I stopped fapping there, cause I wanted to pause it, since I wasn't sure about the whole thing. So confused. xD I thought I managed to stop it or something, yet I was just finished. I think I didn't really fantasize at first.
Then I took my bath, and before getting out, I fapped again, and wanted to do it properly that time. That second fap was sweet, and I enjoyed it, feeling like a cool kid that got the hang of it fast. xD I savored both the orgasm and the dry ejaculation, properly fapping through it.

And I denied I would have ever fapped! xD
...
:) You know me, I don't fap. That's gay. I don't do that kind of thing. Not me. xD
TayFerret
9 months, 2 weeks ago
Yes, I thought I only wanted girls back then even though I started looking at male animal genitals and gay furry porn around that time too. :P I am cut and I do think that is one reason I had trouble with masturbation at first. D:

My friends were all the opposite of that. They didn't talk about masturbation except a few times to make fun of people who masturbated. Fapping was gay and gay was bad. Somehow 20 years later kids still believe that! :(
MiloSkunk
9 months, 2 weeks ago
Things started with me back then, though I forced myself to forget about any gayness. Very conservative place here. :S
Man, if I would have found yiff at that age! D: You know what was the holy grail for me? Some vanilla porn from the 80s, with 30-40 year olds doing it. Did the job though! :D
Though I didn't click on it, I got these weird emails at 14 with the "Check out this woman with amazing 30 inch stallion!" x"D I was like what the fuck, leave me alone. xD

Oh dang, sorry to hear that! >_< Why did you get cut though? "Be wise and circumcise" mentality? Some say, it's uncomfortable, and a lot less sensitive. But with foreskin restoration, you get a lot if not all sensations back.

Gee, sounds like the anti-fap mentality that somehow forced itself on me, although I didn't bitch anyone about it. Mainly cause I beat the meat myself.

Occasionally, I fapped to gay thoughts in the beginning. Resulting in wild orgasms. xD I'd say, the difference between fapping to pussy or dicks is like the difference between sweet or salty bakery. Different flavor, I find both yum! :P

Lol, and I thought the new generations already have it good in the USA. xD Nothing to envy I guess. :P
TayFerret
9 months, 2 weeks ago
I didn't ask my parents why they had me cut, but I'm guessing it's just because it's the "normal" thing to do and it's what they're used to. :(
MiloSkunk
9 months, 2 weeks ago
They really could stop with that bullshit. :|
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