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TwiggyTheGiraffe

Sex Life Meme

Or lack thereof.

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Nick2Shy


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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
That's a bit of a personal question.  Do I really have to answer that?

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I don't care really.  Just as long as I have the energy and the cum.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep alone, so I have a bed all to myself.  But if I shared a bed with someone else, I'd want to sleep near the door.

4. Do you masturbate?
Does a bear shit in the woods?  Is the Pope Catholic?  Do chickens have lips?

5. How often? Lately?
Once most days.  Twice if I'm really horny.  Sometimes I miss a day if I'm not in the mood.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
For money?  No.  For pleasure?  Yes.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Either one is fine.  I don't have a bathtub in my house anymore, so I've forgotten what a hot bath feels like.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No, but I would enjoy it.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Again, does a bear shit in the woods?

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive the first time or first few times through, then take control of me when I'm experienced.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.  Some of them are assholes, to be honest.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, stupid!  If you choose money in a relationship, you're a fucking moron.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
1. Watersports 2. Anal 3. Spanking (giving)

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not really.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On F-list.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On F-list.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No.  But I feel like it will happen eventually.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Ew, no.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I've never been kicked out of any public establishment for sexual reasons.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.

24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual, but I prefer women.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I dunno if I'd like to try that.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I'd try that before fucking in a movie theater.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
That'd be extremely risky.  If I got caught, a massive shitstorm would ensue.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah.  Everything there was too expensive.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.  Too expensive and didn't have money of my own back then.  Can't right now seeing as how I live with a homophobic, sexually-repressed family.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
No, and I can't because of my awful family.  But when I move out of this den of hatred and intolerance, rest assured I will start building my collection.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
What are you, deaf?  I said I can't have any right now because my family are a bunch of motherfucking homophobic pussies.  I'll get them eventually, alright?

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, one person that I fought with recently has them, but most likely won't use them against me because I know he's not the vengeful type.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
That would never happen to me.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, but I wouldn't mind it.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Several times.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Well, Steel Panther did say that Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' and suckin' ain't fuckin', but I know that if someone blew me, I'd certainly count it as getting laid.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary, spooning, doggy style, and cowgirl.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Golden showers, I guess.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, but it might be fun if I did.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Anybody, really.  This isn't a private journal.
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Added: 5 years, 9 months ago
 
NemoTVChampion
5 years, 9 months ago
I think I'll try this.. sometime -w-
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