1. Do you snore? Maybe. Not sure. Not if I lost weight :-(
2. Are you a lover or a fighter? lover? Foxes are born lovers.....
3. What's your worst fear? Confined spaces. Or heights. Either or.....
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac? Before my time. Lincoln logs!
5. What do you think of "reality" tv? Nothing but REALLY bad TV....
6. Do you chew on your straws? No.
7. Were you a cute baby? According to my Mum, but EVERY Mum feels that way.....
8. Is the single life for you? No! I was born to be married.
9. What colour is your keyboard? black with white letters
10. Do your sing in the shower? No. But, if I DID, I'd sing Sinatra......
11. Have you ever sky-dived before? Are you fucking nuts? Planes are bad enough from the INSIDE.....
12. Any secret talents? I can hang spoons on my nose and cheeks.
13. What's your ideal vacation spot? Pick a casino city. Or a fur con. As long as it's warm.
14. Can you swim? Badly. Ever seen a fox swim? I rest my case.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"? WTF? I have seen 'Fritz the Cat'
17. Do you care about the ozone? Somewhat. I guess.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1,346. Ask me how I know.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? What a waste. Who cares?
20. Have you ever been on an airplane? Hundreds of times.
21. Are you a single child? No. I have two n'er do well siblings who convinced my parents trhey had it right in the first place.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners? Electric! Electricity makes EVERYTHING better! Even sex.....
23. What's your stand on hunting? I'm a fox. What do YOU think?
24. Is marriage in your future? Sure. And in my present. And in my past......
25. Do you like your handwriting? No one can read it.....
26. What are you allergic to? Cats. Dogs. Horses. Lint. Mold. Kleenex. You name it....
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?' Last few weeks.
28. Is Tupac still alive? And humping Selina.....
29. Do you cry at weddings? Only my own......
30. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled.
31. Are blondes dumb? My second wife was.
32. Where does the other sock end up? Parallel universe.
33. What time is it? 9:29 Eastern daylight savings time
4. Do you have a nickname? Gray.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting? I LOVE it, but it's really, really bad for you.
36. When was the last time you were in a car? few hours ago.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers? Showers only; NEVER immerse your fox!
38. Is Santa Claus real? As real as hopes and dreams.
39. Do you like having you neck kissed? Do I? Mmmmmmmm!
40. Are you afraid of the dark? Not so much; Scarey stuff is scarier in the dark.
41. What are you addicted to? Vodka Martinis.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? CRUNCH!
43. Can you crack your neck? NO! YUCK!
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes. Last time I dislocated my ankle.
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today? once
46. Is drug free the way to be? Unless you've got the right drugs.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper? Pretty much. I can get eight hoursa at a Con.
48. What colour are your eyes? Hazel.
50. Do you like your life? Sure! If In didn't have it, I'd be dead.
51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock? Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
52. Are you psychic? I KNEW you'd ask that!
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"? What 13 y.o. hasn't?
54. Do you play any instruments? used to, piano, guitar and cello.
55. Have you ever stolen money? No. Unless you consider lawyering 'stealing'
56. Can you snowboard? Gotta be kidding.....
57. Do you like camping? Shit, roughing it is a hotel with two star room service.
58. Do you snort when you laugh? No, unless it's REALLY funny.
59. Do you believe in magic? A world without magic? Unthinkable....
60. Are dogs a man's best friend? YES. But so are cats. Kinda. In theior own way.
61. You believe in divorce? I'm a divorced divorce lawyer. What do YOU think?
62. Can you do the moonwalk? nope
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes? Constantly.
64. Is it cold outside today? Not so much. 50 in March in CT.
65. What was the last thing you ate? Fried Shrimp. And a Krispy Kreme donut.
66. Do you wear nail polish? Do I look like a Gay fox?
67. Have you ever been kissed?. Yes. Just not recently.
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial? Vince and the Sham WOW!
69. Do you shop at American Eagle? no.
70. Favourite song at the moment? 'My life would suck without you'
71. Do you like your job? art commissions? Not so bad.....
72. Do you like your classes in school? Can't remember that far back.
73. How do you like your meat cooked? Well. I want it DEAD!
74. Do you like these surveys. No. That's why I always do them.
75. Do you know how to tag three peoples? Done
BONUS! 76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it had an existential need to see the road from the other side. And there was a fox bearing down on him.
6 years, 2 months ago
14 Mar 2013 03:00 CET