was bored and wanted to do something silly! :P
Rules: Just make up any answer to the questions! :P
Question: "You have been knighted by the King, what title do you choose?"
Answer: Reginald, Third Earl of Dimentia
Question: "The town is in an uproar and drags a poor wretch woman to be burned at the stake, what do you do?"
Answer: "Uh, time for a quicky?"
Question: "Uh-Oh! An Evil Wizard has summoned a Demon from Hell to terrorize the town! What do you do?"
Answer: "Dick Cheney! Long time no see...."
Question: "The princess has been captured by a terrible dragon and held prisoner in a nearby keep! The king wants you to rescue her! What do you do?"
Answer: Inform the King that Dragons only want virgins; and you are certain the the Princess is totally safe.
Question: "You are off to slay the dragon and rescue the princess! What weapons and armor do you bring?"
Answer: A Phaser, and perhaps a small shoulder fired missle launcher.
Question: "You approach the dragons keep and now stand before the dragon! What do you do?"
Answer: Try diplomacy first "You're unusually well hung for a dragon...."
Question: "After a long battle with the great dragon, how do you slay the great beast?"
Answer: Nuclear suppositories?
Question: "The dragon is defeated, the princess rescued and the king overjoyed! How are you rewarded?"
Answer: Ask the king "Does the Princess give head?"
Question: "How dose this fairy tale end for you?"
Answer: I get a small kingdom of my own, win the hand of the King's slutty sister, and all evidence of my ban on FurAffinity is erased.
5 years, 10 months ago
08 Mar 2013 01:08 CET