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graymuzzle

Fairy Tale meme stolen from JA Red Wolf

was bored and wanted to do something silly! :P
 

Rules: Just make up any answer to the questions! :P
 
 
 
Question: "You have been knighted by the King, what title do you choose?"
 
Answer: Reginald, Third Earl of Dimentia
 
 
 
Question: "The town is in an uproar and drags a poor wretch woman to be burned at the stake, what do you do?"
 
Answer: "Uh, time for a quicky?"
 
 
 
Question: "Uh-Oh!  An Evil Wizard has summoned a Demon from Hell to terrorize the town!  What do you do?"
 
Answer: "Dick Cheney! Long time no see...."
 
 
 
Question: "The princess has been captured by a terrible dragon and held prisoner in a nearby keep! The king wants you to rescue her!  What do you do?"
 
Answer: Inform the King that Dragons only want virgins; and you are certain the the Princess is totally safe.
 
 
 
Question: "You are off to slay the dragon and rescue the princess!  What weapons and armor do you bring?"
 
Answer: A Phaser, and perhaps a small shoulder fired missle launcher.
 
 
 
Question: "You approach the dragons keep and now stand before the dragon!  What do you do?"
 
Answer: Try diplomacy first "You're unusually well hung for a dragon...."
 
 
 
Question: "After a long battle with the great dragon, how do you slay the great beast?"
 
Answer: Nuclear suppositories?
 
 
 
Question: "The dragon is defeated, the princess rescued and the king overjoyed!  How are you rewarded?"
 
Answer: Ask the king "Does the Princess give head?"
 
 
 
Question: "How dose this fairy tale end for you?"
 
Answer: I get a small kingdom of my own, win the hand of the King's slutty sister, and all evidence of my ban on FurAffinity is erased.
Viewed: 31 times
Added: 5 years, 7 months ago
 
Zarpaulus
5 years, 7 months ago
Are you trying to get beheaded for insulting the royal family?
graymuzzle
5 years, 7 months ago
All in good fun, Guv'ner......
draconicon
5 years, 7 months ago
Well, that's definitely living life to the fullest.
graymuzzle
5 years, 7 months ago
Livin' on the edge.....
Kiernan36
5 years, 7 months ago
There is no way in hell I'm leaving this here. I'm taking this home with me!
graymuzzle
5 years, 7 months ago
Enjoy!
tarotwolf
5 years, 7 months ago
Assuring the King that the Princess is safe... ABSOLUTE ROTFL! Well done!
graymuzzle
5 years, 7 months ago
Liked that one myself ;-)
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