70 question meme 1. Are your parents married or divorced? Married ~25 years now, and not showing any signs of stopping. 2. Are you a vegetarian? You couldn't convince me to give up meat if my life depended on it. Omnivore. 3. Do you believe in Heaven? I have a sort of dual-belief right now. I don't think there's a god or a heaven or anything like that, but if there is... Well, read Bartleby's Descent by Alex Reynard. That'll give you a fair idea of what I'm going for right now. ( https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=31620 ) 4. Have you ever come close to dying? The day I was born. Umbilical cord wrapped around my neck 4 times. Nearly died of starvation before I was born. Then... Well, fuck it, I'm letting the cat out of the bag. I attempted suicide on Thanksgiving day of 2011. Took all the pills I could. However, I didn't really come close to dying, because of just how strong my liver is. Was just fine two days later. Didn't get any medical attention for two months. It's been more than a year. 5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? I've got a ring that I always wear. Stainless steel, I think. Has some Chinese words on it. Don't remember exactly what they mean, but it's something along the lines of bringing me good fortune. (By the way, if you can read Chinese well, and you can also speak English well, I'd like to get a more precise translation, if you'd be okay with helping out. Just PM me.) 6. Favorite time of day? Around midnight. I wake up around then, so to speak. I'll have been awake, but I'll be tired. Around midnight, I'm not tired anymore, and I get about two hours of being awake and energetic before I crash. 7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes 8. Do you wear makeup? No. I believe that nobody should wear makeup unless it's theatrical, or perhaps for transgender/crossdressing and so forth. 9. Ever have plastic surgery? No 11. What do you wear to bed? Usually just a pair of underwear. 12. Have you ever done anything illegal? Yes, quite a lot. Never anything major. Mostly speeding and such, which hardly counts, but the occasional other things. 13. Can you roll your tongue? Yep. Very dextrous in the tongue. Though I never managed the three-leaf-clover trick. 14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Well, not really. I have a bit of a problem with a unibrow, and I pluck anything that doesn't get caught by a quick shave. 15. What kind of sneakers? Whatever works. 16.Do you believe in Abortions? It's complicated. There's definitely a certain point where it's too late during the pregnancy no matter what, but there are a LOT of situations where I believe they should be allowed. Especially if they're not going to keep the kid. Yeah, bring a kid into the world just so they can be orphaned. Good plan. 17. What is your Hair color? Dark brown, sometimes black-ish. 18. Future child's name? I refuse to have children of my own, because my genes are shit, and I'm not fond of having a child anyway, but maybe someday I'll adopt. Who knows. If so, have no clue about the name. 19. Do you snore? No, but I do make a weird sort of... Something or other. It's hard to explain. 20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? My boyfriend lives in Germany. I live on the east coast of the US. Take a guess. 21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I haven't in a long time, but... I think I'll be starting again soon. 22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Pay off my various bills, buy/rent somewhere to live, and fly my boyfriend in from Germany. ASAP. 23. Gold or silver? Probably gold, just because it has so many more uses. 24. Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburger 25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Cyanide pills. I couldn't limit myself to just one food. I like trying different foods too much. Rather be dead. 26. City, beach or country? Beach would be nice, if it was isolated enough, but otherwise, country. 27. What was the last thing you touched? Well, I'm touching my keyboard, my big fluffy blanket, my clothes, two stuffed animals, the chair I'm sitting in... My headphones... Uh... Air! Yeah, air too. 28. Where did you eat last? At the kitchen table about an hour ago. Sausage, pepper, and onions. Good stuff. 29. When's the last time you cried? Uh... fairly recently. 30. Do you read blogs? To get updates on certain things, yes. Otherwise, no. 31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I haven't, but I probably would at some point if I could. However, at six feet two inches, over three hundred pounds, and hairier than a grizzly bear, I don't think it's quite possible without looking fucking stupid. 32. Ever been involved with the police? Nothing more than speeding tickets. 33. What's your favorite shampoo conditioner and soap? Suave for men shampoo and conditioner, and whatever soap doesn't make my skin crawl. 34. Do you talk in your sleep? Sorta, but not really. 35. Ocean or pool? The ocean's too much of a mess, but a pool isn't as spread out and it smells terrible. Neither, really... Unfortunately. 36. Missing question, make your own. 37. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? First, my boyfriend. Second... Can't say for sure. 38. Window seat or aisle? Window, because I like watching it all fly by. 39. Ever met anyone famous? A few, but nobody ultra-famous. Had a chat with my state's senators, related to a small-time movie star, but not anything too big. Still young, though, so hey, maybe someday yeah? 40. Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life? Not at all. My life went all too easily until the end of high school, and then reality hit like a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. Ever since then, shit's fallen apart time and time again. Trying to recover somehow, but it's not working. At least I've got someone to love recently. 41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl and scoop. 42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Neither. 43. Basketball or Football? Neither. Competitive sports annoy me. long story. 44. How long do your showers last? Between 5 and 40 minutes, depending on a lot. 45. Automatic or do you drive a stick? Automatic, but learning stick. 46. Cake or ice cream? Cake. 47. Are you self-conscious? YES. 48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? No, and I never will. 49. Have you ever given money to a beggar? Yes, but I tend not to. 50. Have you been in love? Yes, several times. Only recently has anything happened with it. 51. Where do you wish you were? With my boyfriend in Germany. 52. Are you wearing socks? Nope. Only when I go out. 53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Nope. 54. Can you tango? Nope. 55. Last gift you received? Christmas gift from my cousins, a very comfortable shirt. Opened it early because we were all together. 56. Last sport you played? Archery. 57. Things you spend a lot of money on? Whatever the heck I feel like getting. Not to say I waste a lot of money, though. But when I do waste money, it's on very random stuff. 58. Where do you live? Virginia. 59. Where were you born? San Diego. 60. Last wedding attended? Probably my cousin's. 61. Favorite underwear? Black boxers. 62. Tattoos? None. I don't like the idea of permanently marking yourself like that. 63. Most hated food(s)? Mushrooms. Just... something about them. And with my highly powerful and sensitive senses, I can taste even a tiny bit. Wish it was otherwise, though. 64. What's your least fav.? Least fav. what? Think I missed something here. 65. Can you sing? Yes, and I've taken lessons. Don't do much with it though. 66. Last person you instant messaged? A friend over Skype. Boyfriend's stuck in fuckall nowhere for the holiday. 67. Last place you went on holiday? Visited family in North Carolina. 68. Favourite regular drink? Water. Cold. No additional crap. 69. Current Song? Not really anything in specific. I listen to too much for there to be any one standing out. 70. Tag 3 friends:That's not a question. That's an order... And I only like food orders.