The Adventures of Cucumber & Pickles: EP 9 Cucumber In Japan

Cucumber gives Editor Eddie a call to take some take off for a vacation with her and Pickles along with Kevyn. Editor Eddie of course accepts their time off request and tells them to have fun with their vacay.

The 3 landed in Japan and they begin discussing about their previous trip to Japan to Kevyn.

Kevyn: This the first time you went to Japan?
Cucumber: Naw, We went there in 1995 and boy, it was wild. We unexpectedly saw some noodles flying outta nowhere!
Pickles: Heh, It's like it was raining noodles of course!
Kevyn: Well, I never even been to Japan but I heard it's awesome. Going there in 1995 wasn't as much awesome as in 2023!
Pickles: Right.
Kevyn: Hey, Cucumber.. There's a girl who looks just like you walking in that café.
Cucumber: Get real Kev, It's just another person in a green dress.
Pickles: Well I am starvin' of course.

The 3 enter the restaurant to have something to eat which was the same green dress dog went into. And they get their menus and starts to decide what they want.

Kevyn: Watcha gonna get, Pickled Garlic?
Pickles: Don't call me that. Let's see... Seaweed salad? Yuck! Hmmm.. I'll go with Ramen
Kevyn: Imma go with Sushi. Watcha gonna go for, Cucumber?
Cucumber: I'll have... uhhhh.. Egg rolls!
Kevyn: Nice!

Pickles then sees the green dressed dog sitting in one of the table with her head down and asks Cucumber about her

Pickles: Am I seeing things or.. there's a clone of you..?
Cucumber: What are you talking about, Pickles?
Pickles: Someone that looks like you sitting over there.
Cucumber: (Looks over) My sister! Zucchini!
Kevyn: You have a sister? Why didn't ya tell me?
Cucumber: You never asked.

Cucumber then walks over to Zucchini and taps on her back to wake her up so she can reunite with her.

Zucchini: Huh? Who's there?
Cucumber: Are you sleeping?
Zucchini: (Rubs her eyes) C..Cucumber? Is that you?
Cucumber: Yes, It's me sis!
Zucchini: Oh sis! I've been looking for you for ages! (She hugs Cucumber somberly) Why did you go?
Cucumber: I became a photographer after you ran away.
Zucchini: Please don't leave me again.. I was helpless trying to look for you.. I wanna be with my (Sniff) sister again
Cucumber: Don't worry.. I won't leave you again, I will stay with you.
(Zucchini then hugs Cucumber tighter with tears of joy and decides to join the guys at their table)
Pickles: Ummm.. Hi there.
Zucchini: Who are you?
Pickles: I'm Pickles! Cucumber's assistant!
Zucchini: Ummm.. I'm Zucchini. Cucumber's little sister. Nice to meet you Pickles!
Kevyn: I'm Kevyn Sparerib! Love the outfit! So old fashioned!
Zucchini: Well aren't you a sweet piggy!

Kevyn blushes and giggles after hearing that and then the waitress approaches asking what they want and the 3 already knows what they want but Zucchini stops and think about what she wants for a minute and then she decides she wants egg rolls

Pickles: Boy, Your lil sister sure looks like a clone of that honey bunch. And the honey bunch.. is you.
Cucumber: (Blushes) She does!
Zucchini: I'll bet Pickles loves my sis, doesn't he.
Kevyn: He does, lady!
Zucchini: That man is so charming! He does love my sis!

The waitress brings their food and puts it on the table and they all thank her

Pickles: ありがとございました!
Kevyn: Wow, Dill Pickle! I didn't know you speak Japanese!
Pickles: My honey bunch never knew that until now.

While Zucchini is enjoying her egg roll, Pickles take an end of his noodle and puts it in his mouth and the other end goes to Cucumber's mouth. They start slurping until they reached the end and they ended up kissing. But Kevyn is having trouble eating his sushi.

Kevyn: How the FUCK do you use those things?!
Pickles: Eat it with your hand if you can't use dem chopsticks.
Kevyn: Right. *He eats a slice of sushi and he likes it so far*

After the 4 gets done eating, they leave the restaurant and once again encountered Brock and once again, he makes fun of the photographers

Brock: Oh look! It's those shitty travel photographers!
Pickles: Dad gum Brock.. That prick..
Brock: What you up to? Eating shitty food made by unwashed hands?
Cucumber: We don't eat dirty food you asshole!
Brock: Hey, Penis! Why don't you go shove your namesake up your asshole while you jack off you queerdo.
Pickles: I'm not gay!!
(Brock then drops a penny on purpose and pretends to pick it up when in reality, he pulls Cucumber's pants down showing her underwear)
Cucumber: *Gasps in horror*
Brock: Nice undies, Bitch!
Cucumber: Are you perverted?!?!
Brock: Are you?? (Tries to pull Cucumber's shirt down trying to make her boobs show a little)
Cucumber: HEY!!
Zucchini: Hands off my sister, Jerk!
Brock: Awwww... What? That baby gonna stick up for ya? Awwww boo boo!
Cucumber: You are such an embarrassment.. leave my friends alone!
Brock: Or else what?
Cucumber: Or else I will whip your ass!
Kevyn: (Tries to fool Brock) Hey you, What the hell is that?
Brock: (Looks away to see what is it and he gets sucker punched by Kevyn)
Cucumber: Take this, Motherfucker! (Kicks Brock in the face)
Brock: I hope you get burned by people in white sheets! Ooga Booga, Bitch!!! (Runs off)
Cucumber: Pervert! Sick fuck pervert!!

After Brock runs away from those 4, Kevyn's fist is laced with blood from Brock's nosebleed

Pickles: You okay, Cucumber?
Cucumber: A little.. that mean ass put me through this..
Pickles: Brock is one helluva shithead who tried to undress ya. We don't want your sis to see that, do ya?
Zucchini: No. But since my sis found me, My belongings are still in Accra. Is it okay for you guys if we head there once you guys get done enjoying Japan?
Cucumber: Uhhhh.. sure. Then we can show Pickles what my home was like when I was a kid.
Pickles: Cool! I ain't afraid of lions no more!
Kevyn: I was never afraid of those fuckers to begin with... Heh.

The End

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Added:	4 days, 4 hrs ago 03 Nov 2024 04:59 CET

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