The movie hasn't been on for more than half-an-hour...and good god it's so fucking awkward. Bad dialogue, bad acting. This movie has it all! Jesus, Taylor Kitsch (John Carter) has one of the most annoying faces I've ever seen. Close to the beginning, he talked like Christian Bale in Batman, which is never EVER a good thing. And some of this CG makes me really sad. I mean goddamn. I know it's "science fiction" and the movie takes place on Mars, but try and give some sort of realism. It's very obvious Disney had their fucking hands dipped in this piece of shit. "Let's be really fucking goofy guys. God forbid we ever try to do a serious fucking movie all the way through."
I will update this with more thoughts as this movie goes along. Maybe.
Edit #1: Cheesy fucking dialogue. It makes you roll your eyes. And damn he changed his mind really quickly for some girl he only knew for a minute. BUT DAMN. SHE FIGHTS GOOD SO HERP DERP. I MUST BE IN LOVE. THOUGH I'M STILL HARDCORE, SO I CAN'T SHOW MY TRUE FEELINGS.
Edit #2: Taylor Kitsch is a terrible fucking actor. That is all.
Edit #3: Okay, one awesome thing happened. This giant white ape thing ripped this bitch in half. Why? Cause she fucking deserved it. HOWEVER, this movie is still shit.
SPOILER ALERT: This movie sucks. The end.
6 years ago
07 Aug 2012 07:27 CEST