LOL XD Sonic must be so confused. Just like Pr0nz up there, I can imagine a scenario with Shadow being captured by the evil Joker Sonic XD fu fu fu =u=...maybe i might write a small little skit.
LOL XD Sonic must be so confused. Just like Pr0nz up there, I can imagine a scenario with Shadow be
Alright but just a small skit >u<, when I has the time, I'll do a bigger one maybe. Sonic/Joker: Well, look at who snuck into my hideout...Bat Girl. A clever bat you are not. In fact, I think you may be suffering from a bit of an identity crisis, but oh well. -Smirks at the bound up Shadow dressed in tight leather and rubber, posing as a dark female super hero.-
Shadow/Bat Girl: I'd watch your words Joker! The second I'm out of these binds, you will pay for every one of your crimes! -Struggles in his binds, making the chair he's sitting in jut slightly, a batarang in his hand trying to cut through the wires around his wrists.-
Joker: My my, how confident. -He chuckled darkly- Though, I think it'll be an eternity before you ever escape your binds! -he then reached around him and pulled his batarang from his hand- Oh come no, you really don't think I wouldn't expect you to have some kind of escape plan would you? You silly little bat. hmmm...actually, I do wonder who might be behind that mask, so why don't we find out?
Shadow: Don't you even think about it you dirty bastard!
Sonic: Don't think? But if I do that...I'm bound to do something stupid...such as fall for yet another obvious trick of yours. -And with that, he punched Shadow across his muzzle and grabbed at his face, squishing the side's of his mouth tightly to force it open before reaching in with his fingers and pulling a dart out.- Oh...what's this? A poison dart that you'd kill me with the moment I grab your mask? Sigh...Batgirl my dear, this is...grade school. So if you aren't going to act your age, then I guess you need to be taught a little lesson don't you? -Sonic then reached behind himself going for some type of gadget...or rather a type of gun-
Shadow: Heh, do your worst. I'm not afraid of death. Yours will follow swiftly af-Mmgph! -Before he could finish his sentence, the odd looking gun had shot a rather thick shot of some type of green slime. Unfortunately some of it got into his mouth and the rest had caked it self over his mouth on the outside, securely gagging him. The disguised hedgehog struggled around trying to spit it out or shake it off...but it was certainly going to stay- Mmph! -he grunted angrily at the other for mocking him such a way-
Sonic: You talk too much. Oh yes, and my men aren't that stupid either. They found the bombs you planted around the building before you snuck in. I'm guessing it's supposed to go kaboom when your heart stops beating or something? Or is it when it beats rather fast from the realization that you'd be dying? Well, who cares. You aren't going to die when you are with me. That would be giving you what you want after all. -He then pat the other's head- You silly batgirl. You do the cutest things. -Leaning in, he kissed his cheek while removing his mask, leaning back out to see his true self- My my my...if it isn't good ol Shadow who inherited the deceased Robotnik's Corporation. And to think you were parading around as a cross-dresser...nahhhh actually that's totally imaginable hahaha!
Shadow: -Glares at Sonic's painted clown face angrily-
Sonic: Oh come on, it's okay if you have a fetish for cross-dressing or something, I'm not gonna judge ya differently for that. In fact, I've always had a crush on you and your cute booty....actually.... -rolls up a table tray with all sorts of fetish toys on it- I think you and me should get to know each other better ya know? We explore your fetishes, you explore mine...I think you and I are going to become real close. -smirks perversely-
Shadow: -Batgirl's eyes widened at the excessive amount of toys, afraid for his own future rather than Station Square.- MMMPH! MMMGHHH!!
Sonic: Dawww, Bat Shadz...I'm excited too~<3
Alright but just a small skit >u<, when I has the time, I'll do a bigger one maybe. Sonic/Joker: Wel
I'M BAYMANG. ROBIN, COME ON. "IT'S NIGHTWING." YOU'RE HAVING DELUSIONS ROBIN, BATGIRL SHOULD BE HERE TO HELP SOON. "HER LEGS ARE BROKEN. SHE'S ORACLE NOW."
Oh. Well, that took a dark turn. Ultimate life form with broken legs and computer expertise. Shot in the back by the nefarious Jokegg.
I'M BAYMANG. ROBIN, COME ON. "IT'S NIGHTWING." YOU'RE HAVING DELUSIONS ROBIN, BATGIRL SHOULD BE HERE
