Mark, was enjoying a late night walk in the park with his brand new girlfriend Tiffany. They had, been going out for two weeks now. They stumble, upon what Mark thought was a cat digging into trash can. As he, got closer he grabbed the animal by it’s tail and he pulled it out they found it was a skunk digging in the trashcan. Sadly, the poor little skunk couldn’t spray Mark, but instead it tried to scratch him.
Quickly, hoping it wouldn’t spray him Mark put the skunk down, but instead of spraying it bit Mark and then ran off. Tiffany, tried to tell Mark that the skunk could’ve had rabies, but it wasn’t foaming at the mouth or acting weird. The only, thing about that skunk it didn’t spray Mark at all, it just bit him. Slowly, they began walking out from the park to head home, but Tiffany noticed that Mark was starting to stink a little as she yelled, “Mark, please warn me the next you pass gas like that.”
Mark turned to Tiffany with a puzzled looked on his face and said, “I didn’t do anything I swear. You should, know by now that if I breakwind I will say “excuse me” Tiffany.”
She believed, him, but when she tried to kiss him the smell got even stronger. Then, Tiffany started backing away from him and once more she yelled, “You’re starting to smell like a Pepe.”
He wasn’t, too happy that his girlfriend was saying that he smelled like a skunk, but he soon started to notice his new scent. Trying, walk closer to his girlfriend, but as he walked closer to the stronger the scent got and finally he grew a big fluffy skunk tail. Turning, around to get a good look at the tail he had grown screaming, “What the hell is that a skunk tail? I’m turning into a skunk!”
Mark, try to beg Tiffany to try and get use to Mark’s brand new scent, but she couldn’t stand it and ran home. After, making it home she quickly locked all her doors and windows making sure he couldn’t get in. Slowly, she sat down on her couch, turned on the telly, but her allergies began acting up. Her nose, was runny, eye were watery, and her skin began to itch, but she knew that she didn’t have a cat. But, she felt a breeze and saw that she had left a window and stray cat had gotten in.
A small meow, could be heard coming out from Tiffany’s bathroom and she could smell Mark was coming. Quickly, she ran into her bathroom to get the cat out of her house, but when she picked it up the cat looked like the one that Pepe Le Pew was always after it bit her. After, she dropped the cat her allergies began going away as she was turning into cat. Mark began, knocking on her front door and yelling, “Tiffany, please come out we can make this work. With me, being a skunk and you a human.” he had developed the French accent and sounded like Pepe Le Pew.
Tiffany quickly rushed, to her front door, unlocked it, and opened it up a bit as poked her out a bit screaming, “Please, go Mark I don’t think I can handle dating a skunk.”
White fur, began covering from his below Mark’s waist to part of his forehead and white stripe went from up his back all the way to the tip of his tail. Finally, the rest of his body was covered in black fur. Looking, down at his merging toes leaving him with only three or feet paws. Mark yelled out, “What I look like and sound just like Pepe Le Pew?”
Then he, saw the cat that bit Tiffany earlier jumping out from her window. Quickly, he began trying to break down, Tiffany’s door to see if she was doing okay. Moments, later, he made it in, to find his girlfriend was now Penelope and he was Pepe Le Pew. Slowly, Mark began losing all memories of being human and the more he fought the more he lost. Finally, he lost all memories of being a human male, but started remember that he was a skunk named Pepe Le Pew and gained the same attraction that Pepe had towards Penelope.
He quickly, rushed holding Tiffany in his arms saying, “You are, the most beautiful skunk that I have ever laid eyes on.”
Quickly, Tiffany began losing memories of being a female human, and remember she was a female cat named Penelope. She tried, getting away from Pepe by dropping an anvil on his head. He let, go and she ran out the door getting as far away from Pepe as possible. Pepe shouted out, “I will found very soon my love.”
