"Hi. I have a giant invisible bat whom I rescued from a box and now lives in my home, cleans my house and cooks for me *he even remembers to fix BACON!*. The only think he asks is an occasional bite...so far. Do I need help?"
Personally....I don't think he does. :D
"Hi. I have a giant invisible bat whom I rescued from a box and now lives in my home, cleans my hous