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GunslingerDragon
GunslingerDragon
may be just a little unlucky when it comes to rolling dice.
Okay, a lot unlucky.
Okay, born under a dog star.

I don't think Alexandra or Noriko ever saw this campaign going this way.

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male 1,116,340, female 1,005,917, cat 199,607, dragon 139,330, raccoon 34,131, huge breasts 22,367, mild hyper 3,161, dungeons and dragons 2,192, alexandra salome 376, noriko takahashi 230
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Published: 10 years, 10 months ago
Rating: General

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ColeSutra
10 years, 10 months ago
Dude must have been born under the same star as me O_o

My condolences, Siege.
Gennie
10 years, 10 months ago
Only five though?
Norithics
10 years, 10 months ago
I've failed less and died. It's not an insubstandial number!
Gennie
10 years, 10 months ago
I suppose.
voreking100
10 years, 10 months ago
I take it Alexandra is the GM so that she gets the screen to stop others staring at her. can't be much use with those hooters in the way
Norithics
10 years, 10 months ago
When you're a 6'8" cat with enormous tits, people looking at you is just an eventuality. And she's very practiced at maneuvering around those "hooters." : )
ScottySkunk
10 years, 10 months ago
lol. Bad dice gods. poor man
Winterfeline
10 years, 10 months ago
"No luck in love, more luck in games", so perhaps "no luck in games..."

Then again, the crowd there seems to be friends more than a anything else, but still. Well, just random thinking on that. Very cool image and nice to see the dice gods mentioned, they've caused plenty of grief in their anger.
Norithics
10 years, 10 months ago
The funny part is that realistically speaking, he's the biggest roadblock to more physical possibilities.
Eviscerator
10 years, 10 months ago
Well, he is playin' D&D with Noriko and Alexandra, how unlucky can he truly be?
GunslingerDragon
10 years, 10 months ago
I burned all of my luck getting into the campaign, precious little left for my rolling.
Jonesman64
10 years, 10 months ago
Hmmm... does she really need the screen to hide her roles? xD I'm thinking those things could hide her roles with no trouble.
Alfador
10 years, 10 months ago
I think I must save the vast majority of my good AND bad luck for off the gaming table, because I swear I have had the fewest critical fails OR successes of my entire group. Though that's probably just psychological bias from the fact that I see their 20's and 1's more often because there are more OF them than the one of me.
Incaros
10 years, 10 months ago
I like Alexandra's backless chair. This picture kinda reminds me of when those nerds hired her to lead them through a dungeon. X3
GunslingerDragon
10 years, 10 months ago
That was what made me think of it, actually.
DNLtiger04
10 years, 10 months ago
I have a bad luck like Siege on DnD campaigns. I'll get a few good dice rolls while the rest of them are just full of fail.
GunslingerDragon
10 years, 10 months ago
For someone else to replicate my rolling ability in DnD, they'd roll a d8 instead of a d20. My average roll, with any dice, is about 4. I consider 10 to be a pretty good roll...
asuraludu
10 years, 10 months ago
Another pit of spikes has been found the hard way.  O.o
Salacious
10 years, 10 months ago
Rofl that text <3 Ther nerd in me is like "Squeee!" I three-star favorited this and there isn't even any nudity. I love it that much.
kaijubunny
10 years, 10 months ago
nice!
GunslingerDragon
10 years, 10 months ago
I'm so glad I came up with this idea. Another fun fact: For all that I roll as well as Siege does (or vice versa), I've never died because of it, not once. All deaths have been the fault of someone else (for example, going up to a tech-heretic and asking "Hey, seen any heresy around here? Also, we need a bomb to save the day") and good roll playing.

Psst, Siege is the right name, but not the right username.
chaosblackwing
10 years, 10 months ago
Ah the memories, when you just cannot pass a skill-check or roll high enough to save your character's/model's life...
GunslingerDragon
10 years, 10 months ago
Sadly, that almost describes my memories of all characters, ever.
SuperRobot
10 years, 10 months ago
Been there at the 40k table way too many times. >.<
Zeebs
10 years, 10 months ago
The Dice gods must be appeased! Sacrifice sacrifice!
kody1023
10 years, 10 months ago
Hey Nori, you play D&D? Sweet, I am about to buy my first 4e starter set! Any tips for a beginning DM like myself?
Norithics
10 years, 9 months ago
Hm! Well, that depends, have you ever DMed any other game before?
kody1023
10 years, 9 months ago
Not exactly, although I have run private roleplays on various online games, which is similar, but without the whole stats, miniatures, etc.
Rhemora
10 years, 9 months ago
heh cool, I play 3.5 myself, usually pathfinder but sometimes eberron and we also go on the good ol dark heresy quite a bit.
Milkie
10 years, 9 months ago
H-Hhhng...
MobiusNesbit
10 years, 9 months ago
The Random Number Generator God is a fickle god. When he favours you, you can walk through minefields, thread a needle with an arrow and turn an encounter that should have been an unwinnable "force the players to retreat" into "You killed the dragon in one hit."

And when you anger him he turns a 95% success chance into 5 failed attempts in a row and kills entire squads in a single, easily avoided blow. And RNG is angry far more often than he is happy.

I remember finding people in game, back when i played Urban Dead, who would role play as cultists of "RNG". I know it's just probability, but it can really seem like the dice hate you sometime. Particularly when they get a personality. A buddy of mine has a dice that refuses to roll over 4, except when it would be helpful to roll low, and even I have a particular dice i use for combat and one i use for skills because one is "angry" and the other is "helpful" :P

So praise be to the Random Number God! May the rattling of our dice please him.
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