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by Danaume
Welcome to Hogwaller's BBQ, where the beer's free and damn near everything's on the menu... even the waitresses.

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female 1,004,854, clothed 17,651, piercings 16,069, pig 8,200, tattoo 6,147, alcohol 3,995, implied vore 827
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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 11 years ago
Rating: General

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Saglinger
11 years ago
*retches*

Oookay..  I missed a tag I didn't want to see.
ApatheticBite
11 years ago
" Saglinger wrote:
*retches*

Oookay..  I missed a tag I didn't want to see.


A little dramatic, aren't we?
Saglinger
11 years ago
Not really.  Vore just makes me nauseous.  That, and I'm not especially fond of pork
randomfox
11 years ago
Insert kosher joke here
batbat
11 years ago
Love the logic behind commenting on something you didn't even want to see in the first place, specially if your gonna say it makes you nauseous. If thats the case then why even linger long enough to place a comment, one only noting negative feeling at that.

Anywho I saw the thumbnail and didn't know either, thought it seemed kind of funny either way.
Saglinger
11 years ago
My comments are invariably my first thoughts on a pic.  I'm just trying not to think of it now. but it's like trying not to think about a purple elephant
NikoFoxglove
11 years ago
if it wasn't for the implied vore... I'd eat the piggy in a healthier way
seronis
11 years ago
I kinda took the lines as  "pay to touch" locations and not the classical  "section to eat" categories.  the  'retching' comment above is just being overly (pointlessly) dramatic.
CatherinePuce
11 years ago
To be honest, we are far from the standard cut chart. This look more like a drawing of where you place the bondage ropes to me.
LykaFarseeker
11 years ago
Yes! That's what I thought.
Juria316
11 years ago
Well, I wouldn't mind eating her, but not in the way the image is implying. ;)
Vinylshadow
11 years ago
clothed?

what is this blasphemy?
Jujubean
11 years ago
they must hire new waitress every night.
wonder how many people simply buys them whole and uncooked / processed.
And I agree with amber the waitress don't need what she has on for her job.
Salacious
11 years ago
.... Yup. Implied vore is a good kind of vore. I wonder if the waitresses are by the pound or a package deal. Be expensive for those who like live prey, but quite worth it I'd imagine.
meganleighwoulffe
11 years ago
*poses seductively* Hey, are you guys hiring? :P
Danaume
11 years ago
Pretty much constantly...
meganleighwoulffe
11 years ago
*fills out application* :P
whitepawrolls
11 years ago
LOL they would have to when they constantly need to replace a waitress that has been "ordered" :p
microbuss
11 years ago
yes you with everything & to go! *evil*
Stumpycoon
11 years ago
Wow!
Blackraven2
11 years ago
I wonder how she can be so professional about the whole thing, having those nice cut lines drawn all over her. Well at least it helps the customers to say "Can I have this part please?" when they don't know what the cuts are named ;)

"Certainly. We serve this as spare rib roast, or St. Luis style, without the bones. I would suggest rib roast, medium or medium rare. The same for you, too? Allright, Sirs, my colleague will bring it to you later, I'll be needed in the kitchen. Do you want to order any more drinks?"

...
later in the kitchen: "Ok, listen! Table 12: two spare ribs, one burger, one fried salamander on rice! You, come here please, just relax. Noone ordered your back yet? Excellent, we have an order of tender loin for a table of twenty and were worried we wouldn't have enough. George, please help the lady get prepared. Get her legs into the fridge for the lunch action tomorrow. Hey Jenkins, check your rice, its burning again! Stop playing with the ingredients and get her roasting, customers are waiting!"


ezalias
11 years ago
Great googly moogly. What a perfect distillation of the establishment's atmosphere.
quasiskunk
11 years ago
Fresh bacon!
Blackpaw
11 years ago
order the whole thing, eat her then eat her
EtherBunnny41
11 years ago
Oooooooooooh that shouldn't be hot... X:

I'm going to pretend that they have some way to regrow stuff, because that'd make it make a lot more sense... you know, in a world where pig women and bars with free beer exist. :V
Arle
11 years ago
The girls are actually piloting clone bodies.  Their real bodies float in life support tanks with their heads encased in a full sensory interface rig.  The clones were kept sedated as they grew so that they remained blank, and at the earliest possible point, the brain was removed (and stored in case someone ordered it) then replaced with an internal interface module connected to the spine.  Dozens more copies exist of each current employee, each clone ready for when it's needed.  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
JunkBox
11 years ago
" Arle wrote:
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Need some more glue? Or would JB Weld be better? ;-)

I like that take on it. Or this is set in one of AlexReynard's stories.
Arle
11 years ago
Epoxy certainly makes for a strong start!  ;-3

Okay, I've gotten most of the way through Ingredients, and I have to say it's an interesting concept.  Interestingly, that particular view of existence most closely mirrors Hinduism and the concept of Nirvana even if it diverges in certain key ways.  Regardless, there are certainly worse possibilities for the truth about the nature of existence...
CrackedMind
11 years ago
Uh wow...yeah dude that was one of the most disturbing things I had ever encountered. The retching was overdramatic...but still...wow.
Rathsari
11 years ago
Wait, no one mentioned Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy yet? I am Shocked. Shocked. This happens at milliways, resturant at the end of the universe!
MaximilianUltimata
11 years ago
Except with a cow, and the Hitchhiker series is exceptionally overrated.
chironshands
11 years ago
Yay vore! I imagine you have to buy the whole waitress at once, because it'd be hard to keep working without a limb. She'd probably be capable enough without an arm to help carry my leftovers to my car.
JackDesert
11 years ago
Jack opens the image and nearly jumps out of his chair,  Okay could do without the implied vore... but LOVE the outfit and the above idea of using your waitress for a bit of fun.
JunkBox
11 years ago
I'm not too keen on the vore myself, but whatever tickles your pickle.

I like her outfit. One well-placed breeze and patrons go hog wild.
mommavicky
10 years, 4 months ago
I'll take a pork brisket, and can we get a boston butt to go? yours will do miss pig.
ArielCelestia
7 years, 4 months ago
What a handsome piggy <3 The tag and lines make it extra so!
Khayla
3 years, 6 months ago
Well thats the freshest meat a restaurant could have.....
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