Actual conversation:
<Mom> Joey, where are your sexy girl christmas pictures?
<Me> I have them see? *shows pics*
<Mom> No, not of animals. Elves and girls with big tits?
<Me> Mom. Those are too sexy for the little kid looking over my shoulder ATM.
<Mom> I don't care. Its just a picture. And I want to see an elf with big tits. You need to draw that. Keep her legs closed and no one will complain.
<Me> Most sons don't have these issues.
<Mom> Christmas needs big boobies.
...... And that is where my genes come from, folks.
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