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What to not say in a funeral

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Because we never know what to say in this hard moment, it's better to not say anything, and if you are a special person for him/her, just with a honest hug is enough.

Do not go to a funeral only for snacks!

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SPANISH

Porque nunca sabemos qué decir en este momento tan dificil, es mejor quedarnos callados, y si somos algo muy especial para la persona, basta con un sincero abrazo, eso es mas que suficiente.

Y no vayas a un funeral solo por las botanas!!

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Published: 11 years, 5 months ago
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RoniTheDog
11 years, 5 months ago
pero las botanas son puras galletas marias :I
Shnurui
11 years, 5 months ago
Who's the babe in the cute black dress?
Danruk
11 years, 5 months ago
Who's the stiff at this party?
Zarphus
11 years, 5 months ago
"the last thing he told me, is that he was disappointed in you, everything you do, and everything you stand for."
KNIFE
11 years, 5 months ago
"That should have been you."
fluffdance
11 years, 5 months ago
"Do not go to a funeral just for the snacks."  ...Damnit!  That was my backup plan if I ever run out of food!
TaviMunk
11 years, 5 months ago
LOL, I was waiting to see if ya would say something ^^
placeholder12
11 years, 5 months ago
"I'm just here to make sure he's dead"
Gatbeix
11 years, 5 months ago
Wow, humor negro, no me lo hubiera esperado o.o ...que más da...

"borra su historial de navegación"
"¿De quién es el funeral?"
"¿Donde está la cerveza?"
"Te ves bastante demacrado"
"¿Van a vender su auto?"
"Se como te sientes, mi hamster se murió la semana pasada"

"Erase his browsing history"
"Whose funeral is this?"
"Where's the booze?"
"You look pretty messed up"
"Are you going to sell his car?
"I know how you feel, my hamster died last week"
pandapaco
11 years, 5 months ago
hsahaahhahaah ¿van a vender su auto?
DarkBlueAnt
11 years, 5 months ago
can I barrow the body for a while? I want to :
frighten someone,
have sex with it,
use him so I can drive in the carpool lane,
...

gah this is terrible haha
Charliemon
11 years, 5 months ago
jesus
remieres
11 years, 5 months ago
I lol'd at the last frame :D
Thanatos
11 years, 5 months ago
"I know he had just smoked a bowl but he told me 'Nah man, I got this.'"
yang
11 years, 5 months ago
Help me! I'm dying! Where are the effin' snacks?!
FuzzFace
11 years, 5 months ago
"I think he still has my watch."

"Your prostate exam turned out positive."

"Sorry, I didn't know he was driving when I texted him."
pandapaco
11 years, 5 months ago
ahhahahaahha those are good too XD
captpackrat
11 years, 5 months ago
"Your mom is hot!  You've got to hook me up with her!"
sporkula
11 years, 5 months ago
LOL

You people are awful XD
zooshi
11 years, 5 months ago
joputa XDD
King30
11 years, 5 months ago
I remember when my grandma called my mom saying my great grandma died. After the call she walked into the kitchen where I was cleaning the dishes and I was like,
"Alright who died?"
"Grandma did."
o.o "Oh." >.>
Nibbler
11 years, 5 months ago
Bajo ciertas circunstancias el de ¿Te casarías conmigo? podría aplicarse.
 
pandapaco
11 years, 5 months ago
Hey muy cierto!!
Pero...aun asi no es el lugar oportuno XD
SharakoCloudCat
11 years, 5 months ago
At least he has a nice box to rot in.
MystBunny
11 years, 5 months ago
"Don't worry, there's plenty more foxes where he came from. You doing anything tonight?"
MystBunny
11 years, 5 months ago
"Actually, let's toss daddy out and borrow that coffin for a bit."
TJtheCascadeFox
11 years, 5 months ago
I have been guilty of the third one.

I actually asked about a buffet table, but yeah.
mairusu
11 years, 5 months ago
tienes toda la razon : /
meha pasado que no se que decir y mejor me quedo callado
dragoncores
11 years, 5 months ago
umm i may have said a few of those at two differant ones before. the snack one and congratulations but every one was happy so i got confused till i saw the dead person. turns out one of the wil things was that no one cry at it. bloody rich people and thier rules even after death. strange thing is no one corrected me.  sorry for the rant
foxito
11 years, 5 months ago
La de "Felicidades!" me da mucha risa :)
RonaldMcCoon
11 years, 5 months ago
"Father and son football is next week"
pandapaco
11 years, 5 months ago
Hahaahahahahahah XD so cruel!!!
FabioRosendo
11 years, 5 months ago
Exactly what I say............... nothing.

My Aunt died 2 weeks ago, what would I tell to my cousins.
A hug is more than enough.
shadycat
11 years, 5 months ago
"Hell, I'm glad the bastard's dead. I'll probably come back next week and piss on his grave."
Blackavar
11 years, 5 months ago
She certainly doesn't look like the buffet.   Is this the buffet?   Day old meat and she smells rotten to boot.
ThaPig
11 years, 5 months ago
"Hey... el viejo de dejo alguna plata de herencia?"
Blacklab1
11 years, 5 months ago
Boy! Your mom looks better in the box then out of it...
AlBear
11 years, 5 months ago
Good advise for all those tactless furries that seem to abound in the fandom.
phyrbunny
11 years, 5 months ago
"You think there's enough time for one last yiff before they close the coffin?"
"Maybe it's just a prank, like last time when you ate those brownies..."
"Looks like I'll never get those five bucks they owe me, huh?"
"Is the liver still good? I know somefur that could use it, being that it's just going to waste."
"Good thing you took that life insurance policy last week, huh?"
"They were really good in bed, but I never thought they'd be in bed that long!"
"Don't worry. They say that not even death can keep love apart. I'm sure you'll see them again soon."
"You know that couch that they said I could have? I don't suppose I could pick it up this afternoon?"
"I see dead furs!"
"I told them... If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving! They just had to prove the point."
"See, they thought I said the legal blood alcohol content was 80%, not 8.0%. I never thought they'd try to break the limit and drive."
"Maybe that bong hit we had before the accident may not have been a good idea."

... Okay, I've a really messed up mind.
NexusMagician
11 years, 5 months ago
u>w> que cosas...
joelfeila
11 years, 5 months ago
some thing else never to say "im not paying for any of this".
gefiedertschlange
11 years, 5 months ago
No solo son galletas María, no olvide el café negro.
SuperBH
11 years, 5 months ago
"I guess you don't have to worry about him finding out about us now"
"You gotta admit it, he WAS a bit of a dick"
"He looks kinda cute dead"
"You should see your face! You look like death! Truth be told, so does he!"
Lyserdigi
11 years, 4 months ago
"I know he was your dad and all, but you know, as a carnivore and scavanger, these open casket funerals always tend to make me really hungry...."
bigpumawolf
10 years, 6 months ago
congratulations!! XD XD XD XD XD
Vyss
2 years, 1 month ago
This is one of the funniest things I saw on this site. Thanks a lot for a good laugh
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